Carl

Over my last 7yrs in the classroom I wrote guided, student centric lessons for all of Alg2, PC & AB Calc Nothing overly creative, pretty standard curriculum/concepts, but it got students to engage with the material & make connections without explicit teacher instruction #MTBoS #iTeachMath #MathSky

Arsenal just lost to Fleetwood Town Arsenal’s roster: $1.5 billion Fleetwood Town’s: $3 million No exaggeration, it's like the Dodgers losing to a single A team Arsenal is top 2 in the premier (top English) league. Fleetwood is 18th in the 4th level (premier> championship> league 1> league 2)

Make it make sense.... [taken from a job posting] We are a fully remote, global workforce [...] Must be a U.S. citizen, currently residing in and based within the United States.

There are 32 teams in the NFL Teams are divided into 2 conferences (American & National) each of which is split into 4 divisions (North, South, East & West). So 8 groups of 4. Through 6(ish) games, there are 16 teams with a winnng record. What is the probability that 8 of them come from "North"?

I have been to a Cheesecake Factory once I felt completely overwhelmed by the appearance & the menu. Decor made no sense Menu was too much, covering way too many cuisines Food was fine... overpriced mediocrity. But given the current discourse, revisiting this from 9yrs ago... x.com/MaxKriegerVG...

Obligatory. #GoBlue

Using this definition, I just got in a disagreement with a guy (in thread) about the existence of a local max of f(x)=x² on [-1,2]... I'd say it's needlessly restrictive.

RAGBRAI, one of the world's oldest, largest, and longest recreational multi-day bicycle touring events. Brings people and revenue to small, rural Iowa towns... But go ahead, shit on what makes your state unique.

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. "Momma told me (not to come)...." Sorry Mom.

There are a bunch of Amazon stand-mixers marketing the beater attachment as a salad mixer.... is this a thing? Feels like a good way to get a crushed salad... but what do i know.

When I moved to SF (24yo), I was desperate for a job. I interviewed at a SCUBA shop... they offered me a trial period position. First day I show up and they had me cleaning wetsuits for 4 hours. Supposed to come back a few days later for day 2. I called them before the shift, sorry i can't do this.

How much did Katie Zacharia get paid for 5 days of being White House Press Secretary? The internet says her salary was $195k. 5 days= 1 week. So rough estimate, 1/52nd of 195k... Just under 4k for one flail of a single press conference?

Rebecca was my best friend in college. We haven't been the best with staying in touch over the years... but she's pretty amazing. www.instagram.com/reels/Dej9UW...

For the record, if you yell into a cavern, you’ll likely hear your words echoed back at you too. Does that mean you’re getting immediate feedback that the cave understands what you said?

(right before final descent) "This is your pilot, we have a delay as there is an animal on the runway. They're working to get it off. We'll circle until it's cleared. If they can't get it, we'll update you on alternate plans"

Traveling abroad really makes me appreciate how the listed price is the final price. No non-disclosed taxes. No expected tip. Something is listed as X, and I have X in my pocket, I can afford it. What a concept.

Sitting in the Tangier airport. An old Muslim woman (full hijab) just walked up to me and either politely cursed at me in Arabic or thought I could understand her.

I hate spam. I hate spammers who don't do their homework even more.

I had no idea this existed, let alone in this country. Anybody know where this gorgesness exists?

The intricacy of centuries old tile, wood and plaster work....

Bueller?

I'm here for this baggage handlers patch.

A friend recently posted this on LinkedIn. Thoughts? I was a math major, but went into Ed vs becoming a mathematician, so I'm removed... but my gut is it's different- the mathematician feels driven by the end goal but more about the journey, whereas programming feels about a destination.

I haven't fact checked this, but if this is true, it's ridiculous. Every professional team (MLB, NFL, MLB, WNBA) has won 5 games in a row at some point since 1994.. except the browns. Even the Sonic, who haven't been a team for over half that span.

We're headed to Morocco in a few weeks and I'm struggling to figure out what loop to do... I posted to a FB group for insight and currently getting bombarded by "I can arrange, whatsapp #" They're really trying to prepare me for an authentic pushy souk experience before i even land...

You literally can't make this shit up... if you misspell your country/title, does it nullify an Accord? x.com/WhiteHouse/s...

Talking with a parent who, in essence, wanted an "i do, we do, you do" teacher centric math class for their kid Reminded me of when i taught AP Calc. I gave a worksheet on the 1st day which basically had them exploring all of conceptual calculus with no instruction drive.google.com/file/d/1U4_w...

Do yourself a favor... put this on in the background as you get ready to face the day, have your morning cup... You're welcome www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDq...

America sometimes celebrates things for a day, sometimes a week, a few rare occasions signs of celebration are around for a month or two. I think it's safe to say Pumpkin Spice is our longest celebration which aptly is observed by an abundance of shitty, fake, processed flavors.

Bizarre things that happened in your assembly: admin decided to bring in a local female CEO to speak about women empowerment in a male dominated world. She turned out to be the CEO of Spanx.

Yes, the song that played as Rubio entered the room, right before DJT arrived to sign the Greenland deal with Demark at the UN General Assembly was “Send in the Clowns” Unfortunate timing or epic trolling? One may never know. www.youtube.com/live/5fTPNJG...

That was unexpected and kinda cool

The Spanish (mis)named a street after him!

Meereen. IYKYK