channel light vessel automatic

cashier: can i take your order? me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)

Helen was always alert to faint tremors in the disease universe

ProTip: Rules is actually great and the suet is delicious as fuck. www.theguardian.com/food/2026/oc...

Unexpected and surprisingly banging cover version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAOw...

This exactly sums me up too! I mean, I still get immensely frustrated when I do a clichéd ADHD thing*, but at least the amphetamines mean I can get stuff done. *big fan of making a cup of tea and forgetting about it

Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder.

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

vistapro, 3d scenery generator, magazine screenshot, amiga (1991) archive.org/details/cu-a...

you got it boss

out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck

Crucible (rotated), by Louis Silverstein, 1987, 📸 by Tim Warner

Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. ❤️

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

'I don’t even take a pee without monetizin the stream"

Outstanding new voting intention format from local LibDems.

Sad about Bonnie Greer I did an event with her years ago and she was a total delight.

I need something to put the edge on

Same energy

"It costs $61 to buy 25 one-dollar coins" It's like the platonic ideal of a grift. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Take a look at the entries for Obama and Biden on the official White House website's 'Presidential Walk of Fame'. Much as I hate it, I did literally laugh out loud: www.whitehouse.gov/walk-of-fame/

I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026

Hey @royalsociety.org - can you help out one of your Fellows with his genetics question below?

The Venn diagram of over 18s that drink Ribena and Disney adults is a perfect circle

Not being funny but I can't help thinking tragically murdered PC Andrew Harper looks an awful lot like @jayforeman.bsky.social

Just want to thank @mark-carney.bsky.social for teaching me the word 'hydronym'. Every day is a school day!

Here's a mad thing I didn't know. The car Archduke Franz Ferdinand was in when he was assassinated in Sarajevo on 28 June 1914 bore the registration plate A III 118. The First World War ended with the Armistice on 11 November 1918, a date that reads as 11/11/18 (Armistice 11, 11, 18).

This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

Dolly Parton is dead and I'm very sad about it! Here's a nice mural I saw in Nashville a few years ago.

Imagine being trapped in a lift with Argentina's most famous actor. "I'm claustrophobic Darín!"

www.rollingstone.co.uk/tv/features/...

Hey @royalsociety.org! Not great from one of your guys! Promise you'll spare me in the upcoming race war you tacitly endorse by this moronic supremacist remaining a Fellow? Can't work out if I'm a 'depraved race communist' or a 'bleeding-heart 'liberal' ethnomasochist', though. Can you advise?

Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

Pretty sure Soundgarden predicted this www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

Surely if she was a "day tripper" she'd need a return, not a "one-way ticket, yeah", otherwise she'll be stuck in the place in which she was day tripping? Unless someone was giving her a lift back or something.

I'm sure some poor guy in another flat was trying to enjoy a little Kate Bush radio on Spotify this morning, without necessarily inviting all his neighbours to join his 'jam'. Not least because one is an annoying nobhead.

Can't believe they called the Edgbaston Hundred team the Phoenix when Birmingham Six was right there

not to be confused with quesadilla

Mildly obsessed with this track at the moment. It vaccilates between a glitchty washing machine spin cycle and drops so hard they melt my face. Imagine Ghengis Khan hearing this on a serious soundsystem whilst eating a pack of Tangfastics. youtu.be/xvTxyFmoNVY?...

Friends fear he's watching the 1991 Men's 4x400m World Championships Final yet again youtu.be/xkLSnPkqIrs?...

I would bowl actor tom holland in 3 deliveries. Leg break outside off. He feels like hes drowning. Googly in the rough of course he's chasing it. Spiderman sucked kill yourself. And Bang flipper middle stump. Youre out. You were was always out. Youve been out since the day you were born

So I watched Interstellar for the first time last night. I know, bang on trend with the latest sci-fi. Anyway, it was pretty good, but wtf was cybertruck r2d2 doing in it? His stupid antics seem like they're from a totally different film.