Salacious B. Cummin

Rantzen dead? She'll never face justice for Jill Dando now

You can say any old bollocks on the internet, can't you?

I see yer ma's got a new warning sign

'hey baby, welcome to the...

Eric Quavers

Nice! Happy for Gordon, he put a lot of work in in the last game, good for him to get on the scoreboard

Can't say I feel good about this game lads

There's no way I ever was going to vote for her

hi @bbc 6 music. Please stop playing that absolutely dogshit new Foo Fighters single thanks

introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Metallica Queens of the stone age The cooper temple clause Viagra boys Radiohead Aphex Twin Shellac McLusky Tool System of a down

I wondered where I'd left them tbf

Possibly one of the best covers ever recorded

I suspect it's probably not great that every night I put the kids to bed, then look at the news and find yet another thing that makes me wonder if we'll all live long enough for them to have kids of their own

Death, death, to Labour Party.

Well, it's nice to wake up to some good news for once

Oh ho, don't mind if I do. Shame Project House is such a poor venue though

Mt. St. Michel + St. Michael's Mount, Aphex Twin

TFW you send your troops to seize an airfield, allegedly defended by T72s, with no armour or air support

Nice quick post gym tea- gochujang chicken fried rice, with eggs, sriracha, soy sauce and sesame seeds.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains

You know it baby

Just been to my son's carol concert. I have to say, it's a bit tight giving the kid with a lisp the line 'Caesar Augustus said there was to be a census'

Interesting to see malt loaf come out as a rather compliant bottom

The medical engineering guys are doing nothing to counter the nerd accusations. Have just followed two of them down the corridor and could hear them debating the finer points of deep Warhammer 40k lore. Fair play lads

The 5 year old just asked me to sketch a Santa that he can copy for a Christmas card drawing competition at school. Think I've just created sleep paralysis demon santa

Cheese and marmite bagels for lunch. Sorry if this offends

Hmm, I thought it was usually quite warm but OK

Peep show at number 40? Everybody loves Raymond above the UK Office (obligatory fuck Gervais)? What a nonsense

Post two characters who bring you happiness

Define your musical taste in 8 artists: 1- Queens of the Stone Age 2- Godspeed you! Black emperor 3- Tool 4- Davy Graham 5- Smog 6- System of a down 7- Funkadelic 8- DJ Format

Decided to trim the beard down. Wife not impressed with the Freddie moustache. Can't blame her TBF

Wu-Tang Pan ain't nothing to fry with

"call Gibbo"

Whoopsie daisy

Ah, go on then. The question is London on a Monday, or go to Warsaw when it's also conveniently my birthday weekend?