Mark Watson

Two #lufc players collide. Assume penalty to Sunderland

Dirtiest team I've seen since (checks notes) Sunderland last season. But being well looked after by the referee #lufc

I see we're back in the world of Luke O'Nien getting a free pass from the ref #lufc

lol. are you not entertained #lufc

Sky commentary team heaping praise on Arteta's tactical genius for bringing on subs who cost more than #lufc's entire team

would like to see longstaff and bahoya but will probably see aaronson and nmecha #lufc

c'mon Thomas Christiansen All Panama Aren't We #lufc

Directors' Box at West Ham #lufc

If you want to understand the current state of the Labour Party, consider that of Streeting, Nandy and Burnham, only Streeting has ever had a job outside politics - just under a year at PWC. We're basically being run by the ents ctee of the NUS.

I think Bulgaria just saved Eurovision

I guess I'm marginally pro Citeh in this but I've got this manc next to me who keeps shouting "grr too easeh" every time Chelsea counter attack and his accent is so annoying i might switch sides #lufc

Is it possible for them both to lose? #lufc

I seem to remember Meslier being bundled into the net by 3 Spurs players and VAR not intervening to rescind their goal, last time we were in the EPL. So typical "big club decision" and feel more than a bit sorry for #whufc. But #lufc staying up!

Villa look godawful. I'd be even more annoyed by this if I supported WHU. #lufc

If #lufc aren't safe then Palace aren't either. Despite their game in hand, they still have to play City and Arsenal.

Georgie you beauty #lufc

the idea that Fulham are "pushing for Europe" having seen them several times this season shows how much of a mediocre mush the middle of the EPL is these days #lufc

I recently resurrected my long-dead SF & Fantasy blog and have been posting sporadic criticism. Here's one for my #lufc friends. On the last Celtic kingdom in England, what was under Tolkien's feet in Leeds, and wizards who disappear to their true home in the west. Vamos Elfed Carajo!

Awful game, missed Gudmundsson. Not blaming Farke on this one, though Okafor looked not really up to it when he came on (Nmecha isn't a left winger either) and think we'd have been better off with Gnonto. Feels like a useful point tho #lufc

10 men against 12. Well done for holding on but I think we'd have won that if the ref hadn't been so terrible. Also, Canvot - what an embarrassment to the game he is. #lufc

Refereeing was better in the Championship, which is saying something #lufc

God that was painful #lufc Hard on Birmingham, they were the better side. Well done Perri.

Difficult to figure out which of the #lufc middle 5 is the most disappointing but I'm giving Longstaff extra disappointment points for wasting set pieces.

Feels from the commentary like TNT is showing the West Ham game with the intention of syndicating it to WHUTV. Course it was a red. TBH feels like West Ham staying in cup and taking a straight red on a key player is a good result for us though #lufc

I think we should bring on Gnonto for Darlow #lufc

Arsenal have a far more expensive squad than us, having done well out of PL/UCL football (and up until 2018, Russian oligarch blood money) but it also feels like Farke misjudged tactics and personnel on this one #lufc

Wonder what the XGA was on that one #lufc

Well I'm increasingly glad we didn't get Slot 🙄 #lufc

Thoughts? #lufc www.theguardian.com/football/202...

My god I love Aaronson 😍😉 #lufc

In a Costa in Rosario, an old man peers over his glasses and smiles softly. "Bueno", he murmurs. #lufc

Goal from a player who shouldn't still be on the pitch. Ref pausing to twirl his red and white scarf #lufc

Fulham look terrible but Forest look truly godawful. Can't believe I've managed to sit through this #lufc

I'm really pleased that the accusations against Farage are quite rightly not going away. He appears very, very rattled and deservedly so. This is very long overdue.

On the positive side (deperately looking), I think this is a better set of 1st team players than those that made up the squad of self-regarding RB losers under Marsch/Gracia/Allardyce etc and a decent manager could still turn this around in the second half of the season #lufc

Turns out Victor Orta was really good at spotting unbuyable players #lufc

His Holiness the Pope grabbing the opportunity to reenact a classic scene from Airplane (1980)

Someone give Marcelo a ring. I don't care how toxic he is, I just want him back. Nor, if he's in charge, do I care if we go down #lufc

Farke has just got to go. His selections and subs are just brainless, much like Aaronson. Admittedly our buying strategy hasn't helped but ... #lufc

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Haven't been in the FarkeOut camp & think he was dealt a terrible hand by the recruitment team, but that 15 mins waiting to bring on subs, because of his 70m rule, during which we lost control of the game, then bringing on Harrison to see him get repeatedly skinned, is why we need someone else #lufc