Mark St. John

Mark St. John

@markstjohn.bsky.social

GQ's 2023 "Pickled Okra Enjoyer of the Year" winner.

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My free time is better spent listening to old Minutemen records and sifting through baseball cards. Instead, I have to pay my bills listening to nerds debate the ramifications of data in transit.

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Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt, and Emmylou Harris performing “Bury Me Under the Weeping Willow” on The Dolly Parton Show (1976)

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well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics

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no joke my friend bought Mazri's five foot tall Garfield plushie, another friend drove it cross country to him and it now resides in BC's provincial legislature

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ok but pulitzer for whoever got this shot, it’s so good

Anna Bower@annabower.bsky.social

extremely upset that @lawfaremedia.org did not send me on assignment to the dog surf competition

I love the Rangers so much but I'm losing my mind. My viewing options? BZZR, which was vibe coded last week by a drunk who misses YouTube chat. Tonight it is AppleTV in which the picture is so good but the announcers are both calling in from landlines on opposite sides of the equator. Cool shit man.

This is what we mean when we say "All hat, no cattle". Soft little baby boys.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Wow -- Ken Paxton and his team abruptly shut down a news conference and bail after journalists try to ask him about his various scandals

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My dog went to the vet for a check-up. They said they needed to get a pic for her profile. 1 log into the portal to get results, and THIS is what came up 😂

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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

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Let me tell you something. Y’all are asking too many damn questions at every point of sale. I have to leave a comment, make a suggestion, donate to a charity, choose a method of payment three times and then multiple choice of ways to get a receipt. Take the damn money and leave me alone.