SnarkyMark

I came to Bluesky because i thought it would be better social media. It is, but it's still social media. And social media is shit.

The Internet wins again 💀😂😅🤣

Jack the Cat knows how to relax

cat tax

Democrats, You're sounding all the alarms that Trump is going to cut Medicare, BUT HE HASN'T CUT IT YET. And if he doesn't, you're going to lose all credibility. DON'T FALL FOR THE CHICKEN LITTLE TRAP! Let him do the bad things, THEN pull the fire alarm.

ITS A DISTRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So far, Trump has: 1. increased the price of heath care insurance for millions of Americans by hobbling the ACA 2. Pardoned convicted violent criminals including people who assaulted police officers 3. handed 500 BILLION of taxpayer money to his tech bros for more AI www.reuters.com/technology/a...

When my cat Jack isn't feeling well...

Everyone talks about the struggles for women with large breasts and their back problems and ill-fitting clothes. But will anybody speak to the plight of men with sexy legs and large calf muscles?!?! Most of you have no idea how hard it is to take off our pants at night. #BigCalvesBigProblems

Let's all take a moment to remember the reason we all hate United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. We hate him because he's responsible for the deaths of other people and that's not something a civil society should tolerate, much less celebrate and... ohhhhh... wait a sec...

Just a quick reminder that Joseph Stalin was Time Magazine's "Man of the Year"... twice.

America elects a convicted felon as president. Joe Biden, not to be outdone, says, "Hold my ice cream cone ..".

The Lego pigs at Legoland are... ahem... anatomically correct.

Hey everyone, look at what the current President Joe Biden and his team did....

I lose a little bit of my soul every time I look at this doll #NastyJacks

Y'all wanted to see my cat's belly, right