Mark

Mark

@markaduck.bsky.social

Sooners Thunder Bears| Ghostbusters | Sarcasm | Dad jokes | ‘93-‘94 Konawa, OK 5th Grade Spelling Bee 2nd Runner-up | Insurance | Council of Marks advocate.

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At the Dance competition for the daughter and the DJ knows his audience is all Melennial parents, a bunch of 2000's hip hop between routines. Unfortunately R Kelly made an appearance.

Getting fied by Trump while being a Trump lap dog is quite the accomplishment. You have to be really really bad at your job.

“We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces.” -Carl Sagan (The Demon-haunted world)

A white male citizen lawfully carrying his weapon has been killed by the government. If there isn’t a better litmus test than this, I’m not sure if there ever will be. A blatant attack on his first and second amendment rights. Tried and executed without due process of law.

You know how you feel about Star Wars? Your kids are going to feel that way about Stranger Things. Don’t ruin it for them because you have unrealistic expectations.

Y’all have been watching Steanger Things Theories for a year on Tik Tok and now you’re upset that they were correct. Steve should have died so you’d be upset for a reason. #StrangerThings

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Chili cheese dog meal, just like I do now. Or the hickory burger, but that’s gone now. Sometimes cheddar bites. I used to get strawberry shakes there too but I can only handle braums ice cream now

The thing they took from us. My sweet baby boy. The chicken strip dinner and a route 44 Dr Pepper.

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It’s 1998 and you pull into a Sonic. What are you ordering?

3-5 chicken strips depending on who you knew. French fries. Two corners of Texas Toast One of the best damn fried-to-perfection made-to-order onion rings for dessert. And … EFFIN WHITE GRAVY TO DIP IT ALL IN IT WAS PERFECT!!!

I was considering getting addicted to Caffeine pills, but then I remembered seeing a documentary about Jessie Spano’s battle with caffeine pill addiction and how it almost derailed her career as a pop diva. I put the pills down.

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Tesla CEO Elon Musk scored a resounding victory on Thursday as shareholders approved a pay package of as much as $878 billion over the next decade, endorsing his vision of morphing the EV maker into an AI and robotics juggernaut.

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Math is fun!

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Q: Can you divide any real integer by the number of Losses OKC has in the 2025-2026 basketball season? A: No #ThunderUp