Marginal Returns

Marginal Returns

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wow, thanks science for telling us this.

CNN@cnn.com

Even though there could be trillions of pounds of water trapped inside tiny glass beads spread across the lunar surface, scientists estimate that this won't be enough to sustain a big city for very long, according to a study published in the journal Frontiers in Space Technologies.

I didn't speak out about the lettuce because I was not a lettuce eater. But now, as a jalapeno eater, I find there are no lettuce eaters without explosive diarrhea to speak out for me.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”

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The most beautiful non-sentient thing in the world, to me. The 2026 men's NCAA Tournament bracket WITH tip times, TV channels and all tournament sites included. You're welcome!

Every day I wake up, read something like this and learn stupid things against my will.

Andrew Lawrence@ndrew.bsky.social

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal

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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

This thing was a scam from the jump.

Jamie Smyth@jamiesmythft.bsky.social

Shares in data centre property group Fermi, which has ties to the Trump administration, nearly halve in value after first tenant pulls funding as.ft.com/r/675d9a2d-f... @financialtimes.com

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Bessent on China: "At the meeting in Geneva when I asked them, 'Why didn't you continue buying soybeans and the other products' then had one word, and guess what it was? Biden."

Texas Tech in the house for good vibes against Utah

Jay Arnold@jayarnold.bsky.social

It’s officially #SendJayAway week! Which means it’s time for the fundraising drive! How do you participate? Donate to your local food bank, send me the receipt and your school allegiance, and I will keep track of the funds and fans of which school donates the most!

Haha just cut interest rates so people can afford to buy houses. It’s so easy bro. Surely the prices won’t go up then right? It’s so simple bro

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

CNBC: Do you think Jay Powell should stick around? MIKE JOHNSON: My opinion is that we should reduce interest rates. The American economy is hot. CNBC: But if it's too hot, you don't want to cut rates.