Marf

Gwuh, Been feeling off all day.

Cy

I love bottoms with guiche piercings, because sometimes I need runway lights

The God of Bad Art gets offerings from all over the world, but in Their temple, They sometimes appear. "Why bad art?" I ask. "It is brave", the God replies. "To try and fail?" "No," the God chuckles. "Any creative work is a defiance of entropy, of Death itself. If you create, you do not fail."

Nonverbal werewolf that lurks near you a lot because you’re a safe person and it’s an awkward beast

"Shepherd", 16x20 inches oil on wood

Allergies

My throat is itchy and I have a mild headache, I better not be getting sick, I ain't got time for that shit.

$2300 🥲

Hello new tires, oil, and brake replacements. Goodbye $2000

is there anything better than napping the day away on a big comfy pooltoy on a warm sunny day??? no. there isnt. sqrk :3 by the incredible @rishiyote.bsky.social !!!!

He’s looking at something awfully tasty 👅 YCH from @brizunzies.bsky.social

Alright, I finished my one appointment of the day, and everything else I need to do at work is like, the little menial boring administrative work and I don't wanna. I wanna go home and nap in the dog bed and maybe have a tiny bit of the puppy weed.

Sheep on the road🐑✨

Lentils soaked in the waters of the Lethe

Mouthbones: Cleaned Cavity search: passed

The 5-month-expired red bull I found in my glove compartment calls to me as a siren upon rocky shores

Road trip

Optically Outrageous Overalls (2024)

Greeks: sculpture is about the ideal body, perfect proportions, beauty through which we can experience th— Etruscans, over in the corner:

would you still love me if i was a worm and i drew worms with big rocking titties

Resume updated, and sent off to the recruiter that asked about it this morning.

It is done. My magnum opus. My legacy.

Synth with RGB genitals that light up in response to music. Call that Daft Junk

Spinning ball of drugs time

It's not spitroasting if it's just between homies. It's a Brotisserie.

More food posting: It's time

Is it possible to mold squash as you grow them? Like could you get several of them to grow their fruits into one big tangled mass? A Gourdian Knot, if you will?

Food posting Time for 4 hours of simmering

I didn't get road rage but I definitely get road sass

Got a well crunched meme from @artbyaxilotl.bsky.social

Someone should draw snoopy as a snuppy

A Fanart for Khatnid

!⃝ This Dog has been modified From !⃝ Its original version. It has been formatted to fit this screen.

oh, Wardogs season two started today 👀 Fresh start, hell yeah

He wants to show you something

Just closed a file that I started Sept. of 2025. I think I'm gonna get a tall boy after work