Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award

initial impressions of belmont's curse are Pretty Good! it's intensely silly in a way that makes me laugh more than roll my eyes, but i have some definite complaints, too. like enemy variety. where are the little freaks, konami. maybe they're saving them for later.

onlydams.com i'm giving the new castlevania game a try! i occasionally enjoy new games. i am allowed.

now, personally, i don't think that there's anything wrong with the president appreciating a nice ass on live tv. i simply believe that if you do this, you must also present your own ass for evaluation. coincidentally, i'm going to be running on this platform in 2028, because my ass is fantastic.

waving my little pom-poms for brazil and serbia

rabies ronnie is the king's strongest soldier (please please please be wary of overly friendly wild animals)

confession: i don't find deadlock to be all that much more fun than league or dota i just like this kind of game. the reason i'm playing deadlock and not them is that my friends ALSO enjoy deadlock whereas i think if i asked anyone to play league with me they'd look at me like i'd gone insane

man i went to school to be a therapist but got convinced i'd never be good at it. fuck this guy.

sorry i didn't stream today but we're in the middle of some really bad santa ana winds and these things are no joke just existing in them can give me a huge headache

violet from deadlock might actually be the funniest character in the game. bisexual disaster college student artist that is unabashedly horny for ~60% of the cast and gets high as a kite on the weekends while hyperfixating on haze's hips is such a galaxy brain character concept

my brain is NOT working tonight expended all cognitive resources on the 1cc and now im awake in name only

i did it again and 1cc'd the game on the first try in like 20 minutes. she's a legend. they're calling her America's most elite beaver.

onlydams.com i got the castlevania 1cc clear in practice last night so surely i can do it again on stream right? RIGHT???

i thought we had all realized what a stupid idea flying cars was a long time ago but i see the "everyone is twelve years old" dialectic is holding strong

got the 1cc in practice again girls

im very tired but i feel like i shouldn't nap or it'll just make it harder fall asleep later

lament of innocence is a bit more longwinded than i remembered but it's still pretty fun i think

onlydams.com playing castlevania lament of innocence today! it's not perfect but i think it's a little underappreciated.

i have so many things i could say but i think i will just settle for "lol. lmao."

everyone should be extremely proud of me for not lf posting and scaring all the liberals in this emotionally trying time

i'm sorry everyone 11 year old maple never should have wished mega man battle network was real, this is all my fault

kid dracula wasn't TOO tough once i learned the secrets of Pop n' Jump. fun time.

playing some KID DRACULA it's got "kid" in the name it's gotta be easier and more relaxing than normal castlevanias right????? onlydams.com

they should make me press secretary for a day i guarantee it'd be funny as fuck

got GENUINELY close to the 1cc but bat bridge is hell

onlydams.com continuing my 1cc castelvania exploits

thinking that i need to start saying "im gonna beat your ass" more to assert control over my life

Nina ( ´ ᵕ ` ) #BreathofFire #ブレスオブファイア #ニーナ

it's national coming out day but i really cannot stress enough that if you don't feel safe doing it, you don't have to. it's scary out there right now.

Dirty Pair meme redraw (anonymous commission) VGen: vgen.co/Videajames

onlydams.com if i 1cc'd haunted castle then what's to stop me from doing it on a DIFFERENT GAME??? well i guess. there's my skill issues. but aside from those.

miku voice "No way Baba-san that's crazy-" ✦ #Vocaloid ✦ #Deadlock ✦

sorry everyone it has been over a fucking week of nearly 100 degree temperatures and i'm just fucking exhausted

i did it! 1cc haunted castle! but now im fucking tired so im taking a nap

onlydams.com i feel it! i feel the 1cc coming! haunted castle will kneel!!!

got the 1cc in practice girls time to flub it on stream tomorrow

recon results: possible, but going to take some Practice

going to see how feasible a haunted castle 1cc might be today! onlydams.com

....should have had some coffee today...

well it's 90 degrees outside my nose is stuffy and my vod will probably get muted but fuck it, it's october and i want to play castlevania onlydams.com

Paige: HOOOOOH my God, Victor did anyone ever tell you that you look like a Greek god I wanna pull off your arms and suck on the fingers. Please don’t wear a shirt ever Victor: I am begging you to talk to me like im a person Drifter after cooking Rem in his apartment:

Todays mech: Persön-Lichkeit

caught in the eternal struggle between "a society wherein certain crimes can never be forgiven creates classes of people who simply cannot live their lives" and "the bear is my best friend, actually"

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO CHUBBY GIRL PROPAGANDA! I believe in you!! #bunnymakes #cuteheroart #oc #magicalgirl

ohhh its almost october... hours to go... truly astounding how much they knocked it out of the park with the tenth month. Excellent temperatures. Leaves changing colors. The way the sun hits in the mornings and after noon. Pumpkins everywhere. and that was before anyone invented halloween!

being 35 is playing a video game for 3 hours and needing to take a fucking nap afterwards