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Today's hearings in summary: Rep: Why did you release the names, phone numbers and addresses of the victims, while redacting the the names of the co-conspirators? Bondi: You’re a hypocrite with Trump Derangement Syndrome and everybody hates your stupid ass-face. Rep: I’m reclaiming my time.

Hello, QAnon? Hey, it looks like they finally uncovered that pedo ring, so I just wanted to say congrat— hello? Hello??

Did this slip through the cracks or did I miss the big headline? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Internet MAGA is like, “There aren’t any actual photos of Trump literally raping a 12 year old! Hahaha checkmate, libs!”

Donald Trump is gagging for his own 9-11. There. I said it.

Okay I admit it. 4 months in and I still can't tell Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi apart.

April 2nd is Liberation Day!! Happy Liberation Day everyone! If you're not sure what you've been liberated from, check your 401(k) and you'll see!

All the money in the world can't make people not think you're a tool.

Just in case you thought curling was only a winter sport.

If someone in a position of weakness needs help, and you use your position of power to shake them down instead, that does't make you a master negotiator, it makes you a thug.

Yesterday I found my neighbor with his leg trapped under his car after the jack slipped. With no time to lose, I forced him to sign the car over to me. Art of the Deal, baby.

We have lost our flashlight in the dark and a lot of people still seem to think we can use our flashlight to find it.

WTF - does John Fetterman think if he gives Republicans his lunch money that they'll be nice to him?

(2,2) The truth is, you have ZERO legislative function at this time. The truth is the other party is unified in this coup. Time for you to become unified and focused on nothing but communications and fighting like hell to save America.

(1,2) The Democrats need to reorganize today. Forget House and Senate, become the Party for America and choose the best Democrat for different roles. Choose a Press Secretary first. Choose someone to lead each department being dismantled who can explain the impact to Americans.

I’m not saying that today’s congress would pass an Enabling Act, but I bet it would be close.

Just trying to figure out what Trump’s actual plan might be. Is it tariffs + gutting govt programs + massive tax cuts + deregulation = return of manufacturing? He may be catastrophically wrong, but he is still driving toward something, and I haven’t heard that explained yet (least of all by him.)

Anybody else have the recurring urge to type, “What the fuck are we going to do now,” into Chat GPT?

I’d just like to take this moment to express that Al Franken understood absurdity better than anyone in government and was better equipped to deal with the past 8 years - and the next 4 - than anyone we have now. Forcing him out was a crime and not a week goes by that I don’t think about that.

TikTok “ban” takes effect the day before the inauguration. The offline message mentions Trump by name as the guy who will fix it. Shou Chew attends Trump’s inauguration. It’s pretty obvious what’s happening.

At least now we know we weren’t all just in David Lynch’s dream all along.

On the plus side, think of all the Americans who couldn't find Greenland or the Gulf of Mexico on a map last week, who now can!

Trump's comments about the LA fires -- spewing self-serving lies while lives are destroyed -- succeeded in making my opinion of him even lower, an achievement I didn't possible.