Mandoline

Mine fambly cattes. Left is Flerkin, she brain, brawn and booty 🤭. In tha middle is ME! Mando, smolcat, ham specialist to tha Segredary of Meatz 🍖🥩🥓 an pun-lovin criminel. On right is owr adoptid Auntie Posie, she’s a senior with a taste for gin! 🍸🍸 An introducing Margot, a tiny who will be jyent! 👶

Cleen tha beenz! Chomp chomp chomp! Imb bak on momager lap fur dis important taske ❤️❤️❤️

Jus keeping an eye on yous awl 👀🔍🕵️ #catpatrol #inspectorcat #notonmywatch

Quote repost with a photo of a furry overlady!

Oohhu this so great! @meldable.bsky.social has even got Flerkle’s giant kittin hed right!

Guise guise, gez whad?! Is mine a the Flerk’s GOTCHA DAY!!! #happycaturday

@bertie1.bsky.social is a beaut!

@flashtastic.bsky.social Lookit thees Captin! Moine Bengal cozzins go bonkers for KrispyKreem PurrPops, we gotz to ged thees!!

There was an nise sunspod so I led Margo da Menace share tha id!

There was an nise sunspod so I led Margo da Menace share tha id!

Alert 🚨 Alert 🚨 Mando an momager speshul gurl snuggil timb. Donut disturp!

One last snuggle with tha beste gurl @toesknows.bsky.social we love her so very much xxx

#oneofthesethingsisnotliketheother

Iz #caturday and I wake the human as early as possible so she won’t miss it! #alarmcat

@peytonreads.bsky.social we’re so sorry for your loss. Peyt was probably the most welcoming, warm and all-round lovely voice here on Bsky. She will be greatly missed. 💔😢

Whadd? Imb jus genlee patting thes pod plante. Nuffink to see heer. Moof alonk nowe.

On Wednesdays we wear black. And most other days too, tbf.

Margot halp oncle @auggiethebeck.bsky.social #plundergatos

We’re riding!!!

Heheheheeeee! Margot on an horsey!!! 🐎🐴

We are almost there!!! #plundercats

Captin @flashtastic.bsky.social an @bertie1.bsky.social Tha momager sending us off at Dartford Bridge now, we set sail and catch up soon!!! #pirates #plundercats

Oncle Bertram @bertie1.bsky.social Tha momager has to go an see her dadager unn ickspeck tiddly. Shee will send us off Budt we mite not be Abel to joyn Tha plunda on timb. Lots ob lov Margit xx

Yaaaayyy!!!! Imb finde my plunderhat!!! I

Margot is free! Cone of shame off and first steps outside (quickly followed by first legging it back inside at speed).

High fife, mittinflippers!!

Antib Posset has an new trik! She gather up favrit mowsie and parade throo tha hous singing tha songe on owr peeps AND THEN Shee tek mowse in tha Sardinebox and I’d act like an gyant speeker amplicating herz songe!

#shessocute #shessoteething

[My poor, little baby cat 😿. Still quite woozy, cone of shame for three days. Wondering if I should order her a soft one instead.]

Chekk owt tha sighs ob Margot! Fromb 8 weeks to fife monfs! (Momager sez pleese to ignore her squishy tumby Shee has bin on hollidaye… an eatin awl tha pies when owt there! 😹🥧😹🥧😹🥧)

Happy #autumnequinox #hedgewatch we’re here for bakkins! 🥓🥓🥓

Wrassell! #greece #greekcats #kittens

Oh fur heevin’s sayke! #cheatingwithcats #kittehs #crete

Welcomb homb Feef!! @flashtastic.bsky.social whad a grate pawty @bertie1.bsky.social

‘I roll around all cute like, then BOOM 💥 I’m in through the window before they know it.’ ⚡️🐈

Momager sez thees ar anshent Minnow An cattes from Knossos!

Whad nowe?! Thems cheedor catz godt kittonz! #GreekCats #cheating

#interloper #cheatingwithcats #greekpussycats

Wear iz momager an dadager? An who dis guye? Whaddaheal?! #amiforgor #cheatingwithcats #oranjboi

Oncle Bertrand! @bertie1.bsky.social Imb nodt led them tak tha shints!!! Like tha yous! ❤️

Ummm, pals… shud imb tell annywun Thad tha kitton is in tha bin bagg? #whatkitten