Malachy

Malachy

@malachy.newgrounds.com

Newgrounds Review/Chat/BBS Mod Skydiving coach, lapsed ski and snowboard instructor, slow hiker Make nazis afraid again. He/Him

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The way the crowd at COTA booed Ted Cruz and then immediately switched to cheering for Kimi as soon as the trophy was passed to him was *chef kiss* Well done, Austin

Omg guys. Bigfoot was in my yard. He tripped over his own dick and the horses converged on his struggling form and stripped him to the bone in minutes! I'm in shock and sick to my stomach.

Interesting finds while helping mom empty out a storage container she's had full of antiques for along time. I kept the Sears portable TV/Radio from 1983 and a neighbor bought the huge cabinet Magnavox TV/Radio/Record player.

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Guy yelled at me this morning because he didn’t want to stop for me in the crosswalk. Like slowed down to yell at me… …friends he was driving a beat up Sentra with no plates. So I yelled back that he was too broke to afford an Altima. He threw the brakes on for a moment before cowering away.

Skydive Coach Rating course last weekend. Only 2 of us were able to get both eval jumps in because the wind was really fucky. Check out my pilot chute and how I was tossed left and right when landing.

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CAUGHT IN THE ACT: a young model tried to steal my camera today right in front of my face today! And then his brother joined in instead of helping me. I don’t know why you’d willingly invite criminals into your house but Raisin and Grape are available in northwest VT: www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...

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Replying to @rahaeli.bsky.social

No more His Holiness Nice Pope indeed. Benedict and Francis tried the carrot. Leo is bringing the Chicago baseball bat of loving fraternal correction to the problem now.

Omg she submitted the video to the official Crotch Dockers page

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Spousal Unit snuck in a crotch dock on a jump yesterday. She hasn't stopped giggling about it since.

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My fellow cis folks, The FCC is asking Americans to submit comments about whether the TV Oversight Management Board (TVOMB) should create new TV ratings to alert viewers to trans/gender content. Time to be an ally and tell the FCC absolutely the fuck not. It takes five minutes to do.

glaad.orgTell the FCC that LGBTQ Stories Don’t Need a Warning Label | GLAADThe Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is targeting LGBTQ stories. They are trying to control what you see on television. This government overreach is dangerous...

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In the DS9 episode Take Me Out to the Holosuite, they made Rom left handed because his actor, Max Grodenchik, played baseball in college and in the minor leagues. He couldn't make his body play baseball badly, so they had him play with his off hand so Rom could be convincingly bad at the game.

Halloween III: Season of the Ben@franzferdinand2.bsky.social

What's your "He actually broke his toe here" thing? The factoid you can't help but share whenever it comes up. For me, it's how the punk on the bus in Star Trek IV actually wrote and recorded the song that he's playing because he was annoyed the original song they had didn't sound punk at all.

$5.15 as a ski/snowboard instructor at a NY State run mountain in 2003

Infinite 8@handle.invalid

Hey how make much did you make an hr on your first job and what was the job? I made $5.25 at Hollister in 2008

Jesus fuck do not do this! People fuckin die all the time up here even when they are properly prepared and equipped. Do not put your life in the hands of the lie machine!

timorainio.bsky.social@timorainio.bsky.social

Plan an Adirondacks hiking trip in 30 minutes using Claude AI—completely free. From trail picks to logistics, I mapped, planned, and prepped the route in no time. Ready for your next adventure? #ClaudeAI #Hiking # Adirondacks #TravelTech #AIPlanning #byAI

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"My wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane because she and I have an agreement she's not gonna do that, because I don't want my wife jumping out of an airplane."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "You know what? My wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane because she and I have an agreement she's not gonna do that, because I don't want my wife jumping out of an airplane."

Ok in middle school we had to give short reports on current events without cue cards or any notes and the teacher had our classmates keep a tally of every "like" and "umm" and yeah that helped with that specific public speaking hang up I had...

That catgirl with The Posts@roodypatooti.bsky.social

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Sawed a 3d print of this crossover on Insta so I decided to animate a sprite. Kind of fun. Might do more.

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Hahahahahaha ahahhahhahah AHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAA AHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAA GET FUCKED YOU PIG MOTHERFUCKERS AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAÀAAAA

billboard.comAfroman Wins Verdict Rejecting Lawsuit Filed by Ohio Cops Over Mocking Music VideosAfroman won a jury verdict rejecting a lawsuit from police officers who claim the rapper defamed them by mocking them in social media music videos.
Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social

"Fact: [Cops] never should have came to my house in the first place. Fact: If they hadn't have came to my house, they wouldn't have put themselves on the video camera and in my music career. All of this is their fault, and they have the audacity to sue me. These people, and you, are the predators"