Jeremy

Was just reading John Quincy Adams' oral arguments before SCOTUS in the Amistad case and this part seems, uh, pretty relevant

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These senators are cowards

Go get him, Ryan Poles!!!

TIL The Metaverse was still a thing and hadn’t been shut over a year ago. You know, when Threads was going to bail them out of the Metaverse money pit.

And yet stock prices will still go up because tech bros and billionaires will artificially propel it up by overvaluing it because the stock market is bullshit. “Invisible Hand” my ass.

Pretty sure Grover Norquist is on my flight and can’t help but chuckle remembering his reaction to @dansavage.bsky.social ‘s “inseminating my husband” joke on Real Time back in the day.

Excellent post

In the process of nuking my Twitter account and it feels great. First I'm using a service to scrub all of my tweets, replies, and likes because I don't trust Elon to actually delete it when I close my account. But as soon as it's done I'm gone forever.

It's also a journalism failure that one of the most relevant news sources is Teen Vogue.

Purge of women in the military begins

Also yes project 2025 was always the plan.

Man, if I heard this from Dolly I might very well end it all.

Why is every Republican so pathologically unfunny?

Further proof that the GOP hates veterans. They pretended to love active service members (thuh heeroze!) when there was a war making their defense industry donors obscene amounts of money, but now that all of that is over they actively detest them.

My takeaway from this is that catturd is now *medically* full of shit.

Lions fans in shambles. r/NFCNorthMemeWar is going to be entertaining after this one.

But, but, but... he is autistic,

SNL really needs to bring back Kate McKinnon to play this woman.

#Iam14AndThisIsDeep

Why it's almost as if he's been completely full of shit this entire time. Fuck this asshole and his wasting MILLIONS of dollars on a criminally self-indulgent vanity grift.

Beating the shit out of Nazis with a bullwhip. That, or looting ancient artifacts like I work for the British Museum.

post nut literacy feels like an idea whose moment has come

Every question from the senators should have been job specific like this. This demonstrates lack of preparedness. This could have convinced 3 republicans he isn’t the right one for the job

And as people start to hurt from things like this, especially when MAGA-types are hurting from it, expect them to go even harder for the most vulnerable: trans people, immigrants, unhoused people, etc. As MAGA hurts, they will need to show them the people they hate are hurting more.

Dear followers, I ask you to be careful with these. You're giving away identity stealing info. Protect your privacy. Sincerely, Me

Explain your username: I really like Star Wars.

I used to fly jets for the Navy, taking off and landing on aircraft carriers. I am also in awe of these pilots. Some of these aircraft are carrying 20 times their weight in water/retardant. They're doing it at SCARY low altitudes in INSANE updrafts. Nerves of fucking steel.

Until you look at a calendar, it's Schrodinger's day of the week: all three at once.

Anecdotally, I'd say the most common military-to-bad-things route is the "ETSed from a boring MOS with deep feelings of insecurity about it, and then became a divorced ammosexual conspiracy turnip" pipeline.

Again, my trauma didn’t make me stronger, my trauma broke me. I was strong before my trauma, and I regained that strength after. My trauma, and those who perpetrated it, do not get the credit for that. They weren’t there to break me out of the emotional prison of pain they put me in. I did that.

Watching the new season of #QueerEye. It's weird without Bobby, but Jeremiah is fantastic! He might be my new favorite cast member. Such a good fit and it's so endearing when he breaks down with the hero during the reveals.

If you see this post/repost/whatever your favorite cold war aircraft! Jam fight win!

This is literally true. School vouchers were pioneered as a way to help white supremacists send their kids to a new wave of private "segregation academies" created expressly for the purpose. From my book WHITE FLIGHT:

This is how you create brand loyalty.

We need to stop listening to the fossils like Clinton, Carville, and Axelrod. Theirs is an outdated, losing strategy. We need to start acting like @robertgarcia.bsky.social and @repjasmine.bsky.social . It's time to start punching back.

Yes, I'm sure the guy who just carried out an exceptionally meticulous murder and has still not been caught would have been completely thwarted by a company's "About" page on their website.

As with all things Republican, every accusation is a confession.

I love, love, LOVE that the guy in the picture is exactly what you picture for a troll and will absolutely trigger the FUCK out of those guys. But it's just perfect: the hat, the goatee, the wraparound sunglasses, the shitty tattoo. Chef's kiss.

For the new folks, one of #bluesky 's best features is that you can paste a url to link to(which uses a bunch of your 240 characters). That will create a link card (see below).Once the card is posted,you can delete the url and the link card remains but you get the characters back from deleting them.

Okay, can we talk about the fact that there's a chain of Mexican restaurants whose name is Mexican slang for boobs? Hooters owes them money.

Interesting choice to give your beer a name that guarantees no one will ever pay for it.

It's reassuring to see that George Wallace owns Bluesky just as completely as he owned Twitter. I hereby reinstate him as a national treasure. Those responsible for the temporary downgrade will be sacked.

pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....

They're worse than the bully who peaked in high school. They're the people who idolized the bully and still consider that to be the "cool popular person". So they're grown ass adults **still trying** to peak in high school. And it's pathetic.

More faces eaten by leopards.