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I recognize that I can be kind of an asshole at times unfortunately I'm also smart and funny and my ass is fat so it's a burden everyone just has to bear

Love 2 be in so much pain im in bed by 4:30 Can’t wait for my doctor to be back at work so I can start getting my back unfucked, this shit sucks, gang.

"please move this thing"

Philly is underappreciated as a food city. Yeah, everyone knows cheesesteaks, but there’s so many places out there that are on some next level shit.

I'm screaming. I'm just screaming. I'm screaming out loud, and I'm not screaming any words I'm just screaming. what the FUCK

*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.

Business Tip! Don't run your company in such a manner that makes people actively petition the Houthis to blow you up.

joe titty

Many of you

Mom Prime when I was a teenager said I’d grow out of video games. In retrospect, she was probably right that I’d stop playing them but it’s not that I outgrew them, it’s that the industry decided to fucking kill itself in like eight different ways all at once

Veilguard was good, actually. When you factor in the fact that they had to hard pivot from making it a goddamn Destiny clone at the eleventh hour, it's something like a minor miracle that game turned out as well as it did.

What the fuck BioWare is gone? Man. MAN. Fuck this industry.

Waiting for my therapy appointment to start may not SEEM like the best way to celebrate #ShirouDay, but what is therapy if not sharpening the sword of the self?

Obviously as a true hero of justice you just make a new track entirely out of swords that leads away from everyone

SEIZE THE MEANS OF SWORD PRODUCTION #ShirouDay

I can't find it #shirouday

Fire Emblem Scirocco discourse would not be fixed by more people watching Zeta Gundam but that WOULD make it a lot worse in a very funny way

NO NO

I bet Mars bullies him by calling him “forehead pussy”

every other male vtuber be like

Biddy Blaznable

The only surprising thing here is not seeing Vegeta given his well-established thoughts vis a vis The Government

The guy who did this went on to be the showrunner for fucking Young Sheldon, just in case you still didn’t think we live in cartoon world.

It really is crazy that you learn more about the Agarthans whole deal like ten minutes into Dietrich's route in Fortune's Weave than you do in the entirety of Three Houses

The number one thing that sucks about currently being behind on coursework is that I do not have time to go see You Can See Everything this weekend and I desperately want to. Da fucken movies are back and here I am churning out discussion posts and blog posts like a dipshit

we all know the important stuff about john brown so i will simply add that he was slinging dick in a major way. that isn't my opinion or whatever it is supported by the historical record

Holy shit I’m dying laughing AES isn’t even a socialist he’s literally just a brown guy! I can’t wait for a text-free version this is vital poasting material right here

The funniest thing any webcomic has ever done will for me probably always be the way Nice Pete shifts his arm and his head in these comics and I don’t know why