Lynk

Lynk

@lynk.wtf

Bearded accordionist, cartoonist, satirist. Unmanaged ADHD has made my personal character sheet unwieldy. I am a GM's best friend or their worst nightmare. Bidet evangelist. Closeted puppeteer. Avid game purchaser. Low hip flexibility. https://lynk.wtf/

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AI has rotted the brains of every decision-maker in America to the point where they can't figure out what a Muppet does.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net

There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)

When I was just a wee little guy in first or second grade, @raffic.bsky.social came to my school and called me up on stage to sing Baby Beluga. It triggered a lifetime love of performance and it's amazing to see that he's still Raffi. What a swell guy!

It's refreshing that so many people I've been inspired by throughout my life turned out to be truly good people... AND most of them all pal around on Bluesky together.

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Running The First Step today, sort of a level zero tutorial and character building scenario for the Cosmere RPG. Half my players haven't read the books so I build a 10 minute presentation on the world of Roshar, and I'm introducing Taszo early on to serve as a friendly face for the players.

I worked with each player as they came up with their characters and I'm super stoked. Some of them have really deep, nuanced backstories that will play out really well when bonding a spren.

One character is a genius scholar whose character flaw is he has trouble accepting new, contradictory information. I gave the player a bullet list of lore the character knows (player hasn't read the books yet) so we will have some very fun revealing moments.

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AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system

Getting amped up to GM a TTRPG for the first time. This weekend I'm running the first session of the Cosmere RPG!

Loot drops after defeating me: - A hematite D20 but the 1 is replaced with the word "fuck" - Several large coins of different metals, including titanium and a copper coin with an inscription of pi -Two game emulation handhelds that each individually give you decision paralysis - Portable bidet

Look at all the buttons on a keyboard. How can you expect someone to use such a device to articulate something they want with all this?

I feel like this last Game Awards did less of the neat, super positive coverage for things like Accessibility or other neat things that tug on the ol' heart strings. They should have showcased Child's Play or maybe celebrate studios that unionize.

Amir Satvat made my grumpy, pessimistic heart grow three sizes last year and I crave more of that.

I've got an extra Steam key for Atomic Heart. Tell me your favorite video game sound effect and it's yours.

Everything is really bad and terrible and no good but at least there's Weird Al. Thank you for doing the heavy lifting.

Andor is so on the nose except nobody on the right is even close to being as attractive as Denise Gough.

I honestly wasn't expecting them to use the "We even have a soldier on the moon" lie from old Nazi propaganda.

Mario Kart World is great but I wish it had a little jukebox style notification that would pop up to say the track name and original game the arrangement is from, and let you listen to the tracks.

RFK Jr's brain worm: you're hard to find Listeria: not hard enough it seems. RFK Jr's brain worm: I'm assembling a crew. Yersinia: just like old times, eh? Avian flu: who's the kid? RFK Jr's brain worm: oh, yeah. Somehow JD Vance semen got into our raw milk. Lil JD: I'm a polwice man!

AI is just dick pills for doing stuff you weren't good at. Which is also basically what dick pills are.

Like okay some folks out there really need dick pills to get a specific task done, and some business dudes need AI because they can't be friendly in an email very good.

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A little demoralizing to learn that every piece of media for decades has explained to us the horrors and idiocy of the torment nexus was completely lost on idiots that don’t have a lick of media literacy or a comprehension of higher thought. Extra demoralizing that these people are in power.

Bugs 🔜 MC Atlanta@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

This weird, wormy creature may help scientists get to the bottom of an enduring mystery in evolution: Where did the anus come from? @science.org and science in this edition of #ScienceAdviser:

To the tune of that Chaperone song: Oh god the guy is a shart Thought he just hated women Now he fucked with Mario Kart Let's-a-goooo he's not very smart But I can't buy a Switch 2 All because the douche did a Trump Tariff Tax

Trump Tariff Tax My IRA is ruined by the Trump Tariff Tax Postpone plans for a decade thanks to Trump Tariff Tax He'll just keep on golfing at his Palm Beach resort, Trump Tariff Tax

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if the democratic party had a functional propaganda arm it could make a lot of hay of the fact that a non-trivial number of MAGA personalities and politicians are child sex offenders

I don't say nice things about him much but I give Musk credit for having the foresight of selling his followers a truck that can allegedly withstand shit being thrown at it. He predicted a need!

Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social

if you'd like to see a three hour long video from inside a Cybetruck as its pelted by cans and beads during a Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans, there's a link to that in here gizmodo.com/new-orleans-...