Lumen Keyes

Lumen Keyes

@lumenkeyes.com

🏳️‍⚧️ She/Her 💻️ Software developer 💛 @alliequil.bsky.social Writing and portfolio at https://lumenkeyes.com Code at https://git.lumenkeyes.com Opinions are my own, etc. etc.

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(me, an absolute fool, skimming some weird blogger's embarrassingly tedious harry potter fan fiction in 2010): I can safely say no one who reads this will ever become important

@moxfield.com it would be really nice to auto-accept co-author requests from some users. Some kind of "close friends" list? That or a button to accept the request on the deck page itself? It's kind of tucked away at the moment

While I'm wishcasting, the deck history is great, but I would pay money for a feature that let me look at the deck as it existed at a given point.

Mice everywhere calling their brokers

Albert Pinto@70sbachchan.bsky.social

You can't predict the turns this sentence takes. Extreme heat is threatening Italy’s “cheese banks,” where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels are stored as loan collateral. fortune.com/2026/08/10/i...

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Replying to @anildash.com

Alternately: Start actually killing Vercel customers, have some pride in your work.

what about not having a taskbar

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

even if it makes sense i think putting the computer operating system taskbar on the left or right side is weird. its unnatural. god didnt make the software that way

hope you're doing well in the heart of the goose

Ed Zitron@edzitron.com

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

Whoops! Installed some shit written with Claude! Time to waste fifteen minutes trying to clean up the mess they made in my home directory!

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i am taking the chinese peptide that makes me better at shipping obscene & unreviewable amounts of subtly-wrong code

Played the demo a while ago. It's good.

"Cursed Words" is Balatro meets Word Find, with one heck of a twist: as the game progresses, you start getting tiles with numbers, fractions, chess symbols, playing cards, & other weird stuff on them. This leads to absolute word puzzle chaos & I am HERE for it.

Noam Chomsky? The linguist?

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

white male intellectuals will really have you thinking one of their own is indispensable despite proof of how much they suck, and despite the existence of so many others doing similar work and doing it better.

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hey yeah sorry, not sure if this is the right number - I was told the wallet inspector would have it back to me "right away"?

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Mark Lemley@marklemley.bsky.social

Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...

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I think the Tylenol thing might have more impact over here than people think. Trust for Trump is low here so we assume it won't but, a bit like with infant vaccines after COVID, the primary impact isn't people becoming hardcore refusers so much as internalising there's a potential risk and deferring