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Top 5 Friday The 13th Movies Ranked 1. Friday The 13th Part 2 2. Friday The 13th Part 6 3. Friday The 13th (1980) 4. Friday The 13th Part 4 5. Friday The 13th Part 3

Please play "The Great Pumpkin Waltz" by The Vince Guaraldi Trio on muthafuckin repeat

Top 5 "Bottom Of The Bag" Halloween Candy All Stars 1. Milk Duds 2. Smarties 3. Pixy Stix 4. Sugar Daddy 5. Tootsie Rolls

This could be you

I like to tell people I was in movies like Dazed And Confused and House Party. There were a million people in those movies. No one checks. I just say "I was the dude in the back"

Crank up that Mister Mister!

I'm hooked

Top 5 Werewolf Movies Ranked 1. Silver Bullet (1985) 2. American Werewolf In London (1981) 3. The Wolf Man (1941) 4. The Wolfman (2010) 5. The Howling (1981)

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I remember growing up WSBK TV38 was big on airing Friday The 13th 1-3 (much to Dana Hersey's chagrin) and WLVI Channel 56 would always air Friday The 13th Part 6

Scatman Crothers in "The Shining" is the face of "Stay your ass home, nigga"

Party at my house tonight. Be here by 8 and bring snacks

Look at us buying candy together

I will be giving out awards for people who give out the best dap. The "Hi-sman" trophy

Here's a #TBT to that time I had a deep discussion with Steve-O about The Iliad

Top 5 Zombie Movies Ranked 1. Return Of The Living Dead (1985) 2. Night Of The Living Dead (1968) 3. Dawn Of The Dead (2004) 4. Shaun Of The Dead (2004) 5. Night Of The Creeps (1986)

You know a UFO could just be a Mitsubishi Galant. We don't know

I post for people who know exactly where this is. This post is Boston specific

I've always been fascinated by what 1960s science fiction movies thought space sounded like

Great list! Foghorn would be my #1

We have reached the beginning of The Peanuts holiday season and, like other years, I'll be right here defending the legend Lucy Van Pelt throughout

Top 5 FUNNIEST Looney Tunes Characters Ranked 1. Yosemite Sam 2. Daffy Duck 3. Bugs Bunny 4. Wile E. Coyote 5. Foghorn Leghorn

This is what my dishwasher sounds like

I've decided that zombies are just homeless vampires

If aliens invade Earth looking to rule us I'm just gonna introduce them to Pringles and The Wire and we're gonna be good with Alectryon 7 forever

Vintage local syndication Halloween programming

K-mart had all your Halloween needs

Candid Camera was way ahead of its time

Halloween costume idea, I just need 6 more people to rock with me

Bring me Sunday newspaper circulars from 1989

I have no evidence aside from low rumblings to support this but I think Nancy's house in A Nightmare On Elm Street is the same as Sidney's house in "House Party"

This is Melissa from Friday The 13th Part 7. Perhaps the meanest meanest girl in the Friday The 13th franchise and Top 5 funniest Jason kill

Here's your yearly reminder that the best James Bond movie is a video game on N64

Time for timer

Here's a ##TBT to that time People Magazine got it right

Top 5 Creepiest Horror Movie Masks Ranked 1. Kenny Hampson (Terror Train) 2. The Freaks (The Purge) 3. Jason Voorhees (Friday The 13th Part 2) 4. Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) 5. Michael Myers (Halloween)

We really need an annual picture day for adults. Just show up at your local library and pose your ass off

Watching Gilmore Girls and, at first, everybody sucked but a few episodes later I see that, while Lorelai is annoying as fuck, once you see her mom and you kinda get it, most of the people in Stars Hollow are super quirky but cool and I want to be cast in the show just to fight everybody at Chilton

In my humble opinion this is the most clever horror movie of the last 30 years

Here's a few Halloween Sitcom Episodes you should watch this spooky season Martin - The Night He Came Home Newhart - Take Me To Your Loudon Community - Epidemiology Clueless - Scream, Murray, Scream Fresh Prince - Some Day Your Prince Will Be In Effect

Vampires can't see their own reflection. I don't know how they be getting so fresh

It's Ben Cooper season

You trick-or-treat with a PILLOWCASE

Lmfaooooooo c'mon, fam

Raspberries have been silently upgrading the flavor of various beverages and snacks for YEARS to little or no fanfare and I think it's time to show the appropriate respect on the Wallace Shawn of the food game

There is a universe where Bumper Robinson is the biggest sitcom star of The 90s

Far and away Michael Myers' worst mask. That's Kyle Myers

Top 5 Vampire Movies Ranked (I haven't seen Sinners yet) 1. The Lost Boys (1987) 2. Fright Night (1985) 3. Dracula (1931) 4. Blade 2 (2002) 5. Nosferatu (1922)