Liam

Slow Horses, god damn

Can’t wait to start my new job as the guy who cleans the On/Off switch at Google’s data centre

Delayed train face

James Blunt has the craziest most non-sensical theories but no one calls him out because he’s posh

Question I’m asking today: are the peeling bells on Waking the Witch the same as the sample on The Sensual World (part of the same Kate Bush multiverse)?

I call this genre: Generic millennial sad yearning gay

Poor Hannah. Her argument was the sharpest, most logical I’ve ever heard on the show. She’s far too intelligent for them 😂 #celebritytraitors

Ross Kemp: I’m cool and calm in stressful situations Also Ross Kemp: DID YOU JUST TOUCH ME

Feeling the evening light in the ‘ber months

Sorry but cookies shouldn’t have shit piled on top of them

Watching for Nigella (obv) but also which contestants have cake autism #gbbo

Rewatching I, Claudius and forgot how good Sian Phillips is as Livia

Not Tim Curry as well 😢

Has anyone had a life better-lived than Dolly Parton? Grew up in complete poverty but became world-famous through sheer talent and charm, married to her husband for nearly 60 years, donated 300m books to kids. What a legacy.

So excited to see Please Like Me is on YouTube

Thirty-seventh rotation day

Bloody hate that “save water” advert voiced by children, no doubt paid for by the water companies, who have poisoned our rivers, done nothing to fix leaks or build reservoirs. But sure I’ll use a watering can to save a thimble of water

SHITE is a valid word in Wordle #todayilearned

I’m honestly so confused by House of the Dragon at this point. Where did the incest and lesbian antics come from 😂

✅ Touring Clacton ✅ Visiting local businesses ✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns ✅ Hi-vis vest Make your Vote Count! #VoteBinface #Clacton

Lectern guy!

Happy Bastille Day 🇫🇷 Sic semper tyrannis

Made it to my week off ☀️

Cat personal space knows no temperature

Andy Burnham taking the Avanti West Coast to the Finland Station

Caroline Polachek is Kate Bush’s thot daughter (positive)

Love a balalaika #eurovision

Already hearing plenty who see Burnham as working class coded (as opposed to Starmer who somehow represents the establishment despite having the same background), or how Burnham’s an outsider (when he was twice a cabinet minister before Starmer was even in Parliament). British class system at work.

Realised my style this year is basically Pokemon Trainer from Super Smash Bros 👍

That frontal temporal dementia theory looking more and more sound

I’m not one for music nostalgia but there’s something about that electronic ambient vibe - Air, Moby, Massive Attack - when the suns out…

‘A safe space to come and just be’: the radical, utopian return of Britain’s youth clubs

Shout out to all the cat parents struggling to explain the 42nd consecutive day of rain

Made the mistake of listening to BBC Newscast. Kuenssburg’s conclusion: there’s no evidence of wrongdoing in the Epstein files, but what does it mean for Kier Starmer? Just unbelievable “journalism” there

As it's in the news again - this is the post I wrote a few months ago on why the disability benefits bill has been going up. Essentially, you can't remove need by removing support - it just pops up as a cost somewhere else. open.substack.com/pub/samf/p/t...