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I'm a healthy person, and I have one dream. And it involves you, Donald.

LMAO -- Exclusive Senior Adviser to First Lady Melania Trump Marc Beckman claims Melania is "negotiating a ceasefire" between Russia and Ukraine

The main purpose of investing in large beds, such as king, CA king sizes, is to be able to fit more dogs in them.

Again. Residential air-conditioning was not designed to turn residences into walk-in freezers. Stop setting the thermostat to 62 F cool!

Perhaps Musk's plan is to commandeer the fleet of self-driving Teslas and remotely drive them into Congress.

All this "bipartisan" backlash about Ramaswamy ad... I do not buy it. Since when are republicans shocked by cruelty? republicans voted for this government BECAUSE they support cruelty.

It will take at least a decade with a sane, AKA Democratic president, to come close to regaining respect and trust, at the minimum.

"Live by the sword, die by the sword." Let no one forget that this Musk was the very one who challenged Zuckerberg for an MMA match, and when he realized Zuckerberg was serious about it and would likely beat the shit out of him, one Musk silently backed away. He is a buffoon.

I watch a certain streaming channel here in Texas. In every single commercial break, there is an ad from republicans against Talarico and Hinojosa. Every single one. Some 2 out of 10 commercial breaks have one ad from Democrats against Paxton. None against Abbott.

For Carrie Frances: 🎂 ❤️

Let's remember...

Frankly, how dare Talarico say that God is non-binary or that God loves lgbtq? It is preposterous. Only republicans have the right to determine who and what God is, or tell God whom God is to tolerate.

The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.

It is impressive, and also good, that Zelenskyy essentially bypassed the US presidency and talked directly to Congress.

It is done.

Due to lying about being a lawyer and being completely incompetent, Kate Zacharia is leaving her position as WH press secretary to become secretary of Commerce.

Guilfoyle is the newest member to join the "2-cent Club", an exclusive coven of people who sold their souls to have the distinction of being part of the Taco mafia only to meet the tires of the bus at the end. Accomplished members include Niiki Haley and Kristi Noem.

It took me 5 years of constant practice and training to be able to remember "person woman man camera tv." Now there is an even more difficult one? Hat hair logo... Blue? No, wait. Hat hair hat dammit! Hat hair black car... Dammit. Can't do it. The man is indeed a genius.

Republican Tries to Get Journalist Arrested After Disastrous Debate GOP Rep. Andy Harris was furious after the crowd laughed at him in the debate.

Make him famous…👇 Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨

Has Canada showed the US the middle finger once again? So Taco, Vance and Rubio can gallivant and frolic around in the EU attempting to influence elections in Hungary, Ukraine and Germany, but oh my if anyone attempt to work against them here. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

Surely you have heard the gospel of Supply-Side Jesus.... www.beliefnet.com/news/2003/09...

Oh. The republican WH can boycott and cut TV networks and their reporters, but not the opposite. www.msn.com/en-us/news/n...

People who set home a/c thermostats to 65, 66F. Folks, these are residential a/c. Residential a/c were not designed to turn houses into walk-in freezers.

Here is some bold assertion: Christa Pike survived two botched attempts of execution. So how about (1) question whether death sentence should be still a thing in the US in the middle of 2026; (2) convert her sentence to life in prison; pragmatically, it already is.

Yesterday's talk between senator Tillis (and his book) and MS NOW was an exercise in frustration. Tillis is clearly and still a full republican, pretends to refute Taco but will not, thinks Taco's first adm was just great and this one is not so bad. Even Luke Russert (anchor) threw hands in the air.

The money that is pouring onto republican candidates at this moment, and that is money coming from wealthy donors, this shows what the wealthy wants this country to be.

Reminding that the reflecting pool in DC is still broken. Perfect depiction of Taco republican admin: 1. purports to fix what is not broken. 2. do a hack, botched job. 3. spend millions. 4. blame Biden and Democrats for botched job. 5. try to fix it again, abandon for next admin. 6. blame Dems.

For the GOP, God needs to have a gender. And male, obviously. Luckily God is something pure love, otherwise God could come and "just who do you think you are to dictate to me who and what I am."

ONE MONTH FROM TODAY:

Companies should officially, seriously, start creating the official position of Boot-Licker, and start hiring. Internal Boot-licker, Outreach Boot-Licker, the one dedicated to represent the company with government and insecure presidents. I dont think serious CEOs should waste their time with this.

Schmitt is now a synonym for blunder, fiasco, trainwreck. Example of usage: "That questioning yesterday was a complete Schmitt show."

Last poll says Taco has 26% of approval rate on economy. He STILL has 26% of approval rate.

I wonder whether republicans would carve an exception in their persec--immigration rules for Clark Kent, who is an illegal immigrant per their understanding. Or whether they would paint Kent as woke and deport him back to Krypton. Even though Krypton does not even exist anymore.

I simply do not understand the concept of single-ply toilet paper.

Top AI executives met with Taco at the WH and signed a "self-police" promise document. Well, now we are safe!

MAGA is now angry at seeing a Mariachi band of Mexican-Americans playing the National Anthem at a football game. It has always been about racism and white supremacy.

We do not even need Jack Smith to say Taco engaged in serious crimes. We can see it in daylight.