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Nobody thought right-wing techbro libertarianism would be the system yet to be born, but here we are.

Some random trains I saw over the weekend.

Not a big fan of conspiracy theories, but it seems increasingly likely that there are some people at the top of the BBC who want Farage to become PM.

1/ Belgrade, Serbia, tonight, after the snap parliamentary election victory of the Student Ticket. n1info.rs/english/news...

Oh wow oh wow

If you want to look really cheap, wear a bin liner puffer jacket. No, it doesn't matter if it was really expensive, you still look cheap.

Sorry, but that won't rhyme with talking Italian.

What's happening to Manchester United is so sad. They've got such a likeable owner, I'm feeling really sorry for him.

So when Spiked front “Our Fight” went to Cable St (with the bizarre slogan “We will pass”), it wasn’t wrong to say they were on the fascist side. If you “fight” antisemitism just to attack Muslims & the left (while hanging out with actual Nazis) you’re not actually meaningfully against antisemitism.

Is Prevent aware of Oriel College?

The announcement that BioWare is gone makes me rather sad. They made some of my favourite games.

He's stuck in a reality TV format. You got to stay in character.

Today's Maptap:

Let the bodies pile high. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Are we playing Second Life in the Metaverse again?

Man City have just taken the lead in the Indoor cycling.

Oh no. A shop I used regularly, as it was in a very convenient location. (Cycling shop near London Bridge station)

Some guy at the gym asked for a lower rate as he's apparently 'big on TikTok.' If that was my gym, this would result in a lifetime ban.

Whenever I read his name, I think of guitars.

This is kind of suspicious. Various accounts I never interacted with are blocking me and all of them share the same domain. The domain itself appears to be related to a musician who is presumably an AI project. Weird.

You’ve seen stutter step penalties but how about this stutter walk penalty in the Caribbean Cup semifinal?

This one's not the midnight-15 to Hastings!

I went to Oudh. It's great and deserves all the good reviews, but if you ever go, order less than you think you need. Schlepping your body towards London Bridge while in a food coma is no fun. Nobody will come and airlift you.

My addition to the wine discussion is that we need to have the residual sugar content in g/l on the label.

Remember when they had the idea to feed dead cows to other cows? That went rather well, didn't it.

The shouty racist bloke with Nazi tendencies party is apparently full of racists and sexists. Who would have thought so?

Now that is quite a photo. (Credit: Doug Mills / New York Times)

When Ukraine does not stop fighting Russia then Trump will turn around and blame Europeans and Canadians for supposedly sabotaging his party's chances of winning the mid-terms. The word of the US government is not worth a bowl of spit for the foreseeable future

Yeah, great. If your technology breaks things, the affected people should be able to take legal action. I can understand why that would be problematic for companies that are less profitable than WinRAR, but there are reasons why people can't transport TNT around London in an open container.

Jenrick is a Nazi. There is no difference between this rhetoric and what the Nazis said.

The DLR is my favourite light railway.

Having a Ansbacher Festbier at one of my favourite spots in Deptford (Jars Bar). A&H really managed to brew a beer that tastes as if it was a traditional German beer. They nailed it.

I cleaned my windows yesterday. While it was a noticeable improvement, cleaning windows isn't really one of my main skills.

It's funny how the defenders of a certain party leader today, who's been rather unlucky recently, sound exactly like the Keir Starmer Ultras a few months ago.

Sounds like heresy. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

No mate, the Greens let the lunatics who came for the oven, take the whole room. This was preventable. Instead, the party allowed a few self-righteous clowns to nuke the only serious left-wing opposition party. Thanks for nothing.

So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick

A very good piece of reporting. What it makes clear is the yawning gap that is already opening up between Burnham's stated ambitions and the political capacity of the teams he has put in place to help him actually realise them. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

What's next? Patriots for Russia? F-35s to replace the ageing MiG-29s? Maybe the US still has a few Oliver Hazard Perry Class ships left they can donate to Russia?

Peter Mandelson

She's more like Piddington bear, Paddington's Wario.

There was a time when I thought it would be an amazing opportunity to reconnect the Labour Party with its social democratic roots. Then the burners came. There was a time when I hoped that a left-wing opposition party would improve this country's direction, but the burners came again.

Toxic nostalgia for the masses, tax dodging for the upper classes. They're selling the dream of a pastiche England, a country that never existed outside of various TV series and bad literature, to people who're afraid of the future.