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Janonismo Cultural

64.215.027 sphincters just unclenched

correct. it's wild to remember that so much of this could have been stopped cold by 5 or 6 people deciding they cared about our society. and their whole thing could be stripped down to the studs by dealing with maybe 70 guys

Please be nice to any Brazilians in your life on Monday. Be very suspicious of any not nursing a hangover.

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in the fight against AI, all humans are non-binary

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"I read this is the best AI model", said the minarai, "and what will your grandchildren remember you by?", replied the shokunin. "I can't afford to have kids", said the minarai. "so why the fuck are you licking someone else's excel spreadsheet?", said the shokunin, and the minarai was enlightened.

Samio Altmodei's OpenA\ releases Clodex Fabra 6.1 Twitter nerds make a fly connectome that launches surface to air missiles every time it jerks off "I built a model that determines whether you should keep custody of your kids at 800k tok/s" A thursday evening in 2026

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oh the 37sigheils guy did a blog post

Are you fucking kidding me

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Is The Straight of Vermouth anything?

Insane normative determinism en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severin...

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— emocionalmente exausto, queria ver uma coisa tranquila pra relaxar, tipo uma aventura idílica com personagens amáveis, sem ter que pensar ou sentir muito a não ser um contentamento genérico — tem esse desenho do Ghibli aqui que a gente nunca viu — bora, como chama? — num sei o que vaga-lumes

There is ONE correct $PROMPT variable, which is ": %n@%m %~ ; ". It allows itself to be copied and pasted safely while being ignored by the shell, so copying a whole line from one place to another is a simple triple-click, cmd-c (or ctrl-c, meta-c, whatever.) Thank you.

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Petition to rename "phishing" to "kashing"

[to the tune of Walk Like an Egyptian] Testing in production

Começo de ano, inicia-se a tradicional XVIII Hora de Mutar Nomes de Todos os BBBs das Redes Sociais

Price Bar 💏 Volume Bar

Shut it down

git add -f node_modules && git commit -am "becoming the world's most productive developer" && git push -f New Yorker puff piece, here I come!

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During the Soviet era, at times of govt instability, the state broadcaster would typically preempt scheduled broadcasts by airing performances of Swan Lake

@edzitron.com I am deceased

"we do this not because it's easy, but because writing an acceptance test is easy, and Claude could go figure it out while I doomscroll" Software engineering in 2026

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You operate Claude with your hands!?

if the infosec department wants security theatre, I'm going for The Producers

Nazis are going to get so tired of seeing this video in their replies

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There's been a lot of talk about ChatGPT-induced psychosis and yeah seems scary but I'm more freaked out how the human brain can be so easily rendered non-functional by a little positive reinforcement. Although I guess tons of kings, celebrities, other yes-men-surrounded people already proved this

NYE was like 6 weeks ago

every time I open Twitter

I made a thing! github.com/cv/pi-ssh-re... lets you run pi locally but makes all filesystem operations remote. Useful when you want all your agent operations to happen in a container, or big box full of GPUs running in a cloud somewhere!

The world is rightly outraged by the illegality of Trump’s invasion of Venezuela. But an invasion motivated by converting the world’s largest oil reserves into CO₂ emissions is not just a crime against international law - it’s an unconscionable and sadistic assault against our entire planet.

You can just do things

Jogando um Alex Kidd pra passar o tempo no voo

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Isso não é previsão do tempo, isso é uma SENTENÇA