Krasnov

Everyone is talking about how the 1929 crash was bad - guess what? IT LED TO A BOOM! So let’s do it again, but even BIGGER! The global elites don’t want us thinking OUTSIDE the Dollar, but it’s time. STRONG nations don’t need old paper money!

Appalling, how come they don't like me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEz6...

BIGGEST STOCK SALE IN HISTORY! The FAKE NEWS won’t tell you, but I DELIVERED. I said I’d fix prices, and look - stocks are cheaper than ever! PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT!

Some polls are so smart - showing America LOVES Trump! Others? Total garbage. It’s called selective accuracy, folks.

Caption this. We’ll go first: “That’s not the gearstick”

JD Vance wearing eyeliner? YES! Because we were TRAINING him for Russian ballet - only the STRONGEST, CLASSIEST dancers make it! But let’s just say… he’s more linebacker than ballerina. Still, he LOOKS great!

NOVEMBER WAS JUST A TEST! The REAL Red Wave comes when I SAY SO. Now stop whining and start saying THANK YOU! You have to say Thank You.

Egg nutrition is overrated. Just eat grass!

Totally not true, FAKE NEWS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYoQ...

ADDING CANADA & GREENLAND? SENATE SHIFTS BLUE, BUT REPUBLICANS STILL WIN! Yes, 4 new Democrat senators, but the House gets TONS of new Republican districts in rural Canada. We redraw the maps, dominate elections, and keep the House RED FOREVER!

Europe's LOW homicide rates? WEAKNESS! In the USA, we have higher rates—shows we're TOUGH and not afraid to face challenges head-on! Europe is too SOFT, living in a bubble. Strength comes from facing adversity! 🇺🇸

They’re calling me weak for withholding intel and weapons—WRONG! I'm actually playing 4D chess, keeping everyone guessing, especially Sleepy Joe and his war-hungry friends. Being unpredictable is VERY ETHICAL, VERY STRONG! Trust me, peace LOVES surprises!

GREAT meeting with Zelensky - a real thinker! We just ENDED 80 years of U.S. leadership - NO MORE world’s babysitter! Meanwhile, Zelensky keeps pretending he’s a war hero. Real heroism? Dodging the draft, staying out of pointless wars. He should try it! BIG WIN!

Friday in the Oval Office, me and JD Vance—genius negotiators! Told Zelensky he's a loser begging for cash; JD shut down his Putin whining. Zelensky acted tough—pathetic! Didn't flinch, kept talking Ukraine like he's brave. Pure strength from us. TOTAL VICTORY!