Latte Sipping Lisa

I became the green pillow

“Again, not my dad!” -Darby

Morning people versus the rest of us

Dinner tonight is “dried bread crumbs, sage and other fall spices heated on the stove top”

Proof of nap

It’s Monday, hang in there!

When people ask why we don’t have children, because this is the monster we raised

Indy and I both love my Murakami and Hello Kitty haul from Japan. She said she just wants to lick them.

Traitors

In my final hours of solo parenting I vie for the “Favorite” title by tipping over the toy basket for Indy to find the toy with the perfect squeak to fluff ratio

Saturday’s morning proof of naps

As requested proof of life” or should I say proof of sleeping?

McGladys doesn’t approve of the the neighbors shenanigans

Darby looks like she closed down the bar last night

Follow me for expert tips on “instantly” recalling your dog at midnight

Darby: Soooo still mad? (After needing a 45-minute brushing at midnight to remove all the grass seed pods stuck in her fur after her jaunt in the yard.)

Why do I feel like a teenager whose been caught sneaking in after curfew?

There are no dirty dishes when Ned is gone and it’s all girl lunch/dinners

There’s always that one friend on vacation who wakes up with too much energy for the other friends.

Night 1 Girl Dinner: adult lunchable

Ned plans out all the dinners for the week on Saturday and shops on Sunday. His shopping list is sorted by aisle. My approach is a tad different.

I’m trying to convince Ned to put the bird feeder camera on the fountain. A crow, robin and hummingbird all stopped by today for a dip.

Darby when asked why my dahlias are no longer in an upright position

Just setting expectations one filthy oven mitt at a time. <kicks oven mitt down the stairs towards the washing machine>

Indy’s trainer at the end of a very expensive 2 week board and train said, “She’s not the best at recall”

Darby says spring is in the air

McKellan has taken pebbling too literally

When you catch your coworkers talking about you

Look who’s back!

Same, Indy, Same

McKellan has deep thoughts

Ut oh, I think she’s figure out that she’s stuck with me.

Beware of the peeps and ides of March

Even at 4:30 AM Indy manages to bring in leaves from the yard

I cannot believe I am giving bird feeder refill updates the Pacific Ocean