Liquid Todd

Liquid Todd

@liquidtodd.bsky.social

DJ, Broadcaster, knucklehead, American.

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My neighbor, Patrick Dillon, is an undiscovered and unbelievably talented artist. I’m going to post more pics of his art…but he taped this to my apt door and it seems timely.

FYI: Every country Trump is visiting has a functioning government. How do you leave the country you’re running when the government is shut down? Government workers aren’t getting paid. WTF?

This is how rich assholes (pretend to) stomp away in a huff: a devastating "FT exclusive." 😝😆😂

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

FT exclusive: A wave of directors has left Britain with the United Arab Emirates the most popular destination on.ft.com/4liNeZX

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When ICE agents questioned a group of 11- to 14-year-olds who’d just finished batting practice, their coach, Youman Wilder, stepped in. “I’m willing to die to make sure these kids can get home,” he recounted afterward.

newyorker.comICE Agents Invade a Manhattan Little League FieldYouman Wilder has coached local kids for twenty-one years—including four who have gone pro. When masked agents tried to interrogate his players, he told them, “You don’t have more rights than they do....

There’s no way Donald Trump wished Jeffrey Epstein a happy birthday. It’s not like they were close friends. You act like Epstein introduced Trump to his future wife, Melania. Oh wait.

I'm serious. If El Presidente wants a $35 million military parade for his birthday he better cosplay it up with a big, beautiful military costume. Like Gaddafi or Kim Jong Un but with more gold. It can have a stupid red tie and everything.

Liquid Todd@liquidtodd.bsky.social

So if El Presidente gets a military parade with tanks and missiles rolling down the streets of Washington DC (on his birthday) he really has to start wearing a military costume like other tinpot dictators. Lots of gold trim. Fake medals.

The President of the United States met with a foreign leader and then ambushed him with a bogus, discredited video of "white genocide" in South Africa. While sitting in front of a tiny model of his fancy new plane. Hard to watch. Wasn't Joe Biden supposed to be the senile one?

So if El Presidente gets a military parade with tanks and missiles rolling down the streets of Washington DC (on his birthday) he really has to start wearing a military costume like other tinpot dictators. Lots of gold trim. Fake medals.

Only 15% of China's total exports are to the US. Only 7.5% of all US exports go to China But 25% of all US imports are from China. Most of our exports to China are raw materials (soybeans, alfalfa) and almost ALL of China's exports to the US are finished products. So who has the leverage?

Are you frighin’ kidding me, McLaurine Pinover (Klingler) - the coms director of the US Office of Personnel Management (OPM - the HR department for over 2 million federal workers) because this level of stupidity is mind boggling. www.cnn.com/2025/03/11/p...

cnn.comSee the fashion videos Trump official recorded at OPM office | CNN PoliticsA top spokesperson who defends Trump’s DOGE cuts in the name of efficiency, posted fashion influencer videos from her office. CNN’s Kyung Lah reports.

You’re now in charge of 3.4 million people, Pete Hegseth. You are the Secretary of Defense for the United States of America. How you thought you could handle such an awesome responsibility blows my fucking mind.

So, if scoring this correctly, Elon Musk is actively purchasing the leaders, governments, social platforms and communication networks of the USA, Europe, Asia, Africa and South America while sucking up to to China and Russia?

So Elon attacks the bipartisan deal to keep the government open. Republicans cower. Donnie is forced to quickly agree so he doesn’t look like a pussy. President Musk will have plenty of cash but millions who serve in the govt - including the US military - will go without pay. Merry Christmas!

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