Lucyfer 😈

Howdy! I'm Lucyfer, but you can just call me Lucy/Lucia. You will find me yapping about Umamusume, Splatoon, roguelikes and other things here! I also like to write sometimes. I have a personal/nsfw alt, feel free to ask about it if we're mutuals! 🥕 image is from Umamusume: Pretty Derby

my take on gambling is that if you don't outright ban it, it should at least not be possible from the comfort of your home with the press of a button on your phone. at least make people physically go somewhere to do it. maybe even require the use of physical cash

y'all just paws to me

today's tasks are to tidy up my apartment, get groceries, write, and not get killed by the impostor

good morning! jumps out of bed so high my head hits the ceiling, instantly killing me

Current mood

I tend to stay up awfully late for someone who says they love sleeping

I have several paragraphs bear w me: I’m first to call bullshit on brain science because it’s reductive eugenics 99 percent of the time but I was listening to an interview w a neuroscientist who studies creativity (and voiced appropriate scorn towards pop/science brain narratives)

the only person your art needs to impress is your 13 year old self

Quote with a favourite Pokémon (Wrong answers only)

when does an oomf become a friend

"If I burned like a star, would you be my witness?" #umamusume #ウマ娘

fishes you out of the water

i unfollowed her on umasta and she looked at me like this. am i in trouble

comm. it's fucken shinko wimdy

google how to lock in on writing and not get distracted every 20 seconds

squeezes you out of a tube

umamusume having christmas/new year's events in october has put me in a festive mood WAY too early

she wont let me change my home screen uma #hostagesituation

King Halo 👑. #umamusume #ウマ娘

🧁🎃HAPPY HALLOWEEN🎃🍭

Tomorrow, a new Umamusume called Win Stone will be revealed. Her racewear is based on an astronaut suit, with a tesla cannon and jetpack strapped to her back. She uses them for the skills Blast Forward and Lightning Surge, and for her unique skill she deploys a bubble shield to block other racers

been wanting to make an uma version of mejiro audrey for awhile #umamusume #spedober

do you think tim sweeney has a humiliation fetish or something

how come trans people only seem to go from one boring gender to another? try being original for once. maybe bulk up and get hairy like some sort of gorilla, go for more gender neutral clothing (think space suit here), perhaps with a short range tesla cannon and shield bubble to counter aoe slop

wtf? October 26th already? what's next, October 27th????

pixivision様のお花屋さん特集にてこちらのイラストを紹介していただきました！わーい！ www.pixivision.net/ja/a/11754

Oh....my penis is big....

i am not feeling so marvelous this morning!

seeing posts about the Uma events in LA and then seeing photos of MCM London cosplayers is giving me crazy FOMO 😭

watch her teleport from last to first in 5 seconds

final dirt CM ace done. im free from grand live ace building holy shit im so happy

Umatober Day 22 Certain Cupids with Guns

Chapter 6 of Falling for the Stars is up now! The Solefall Faire is here, but Taiki is struggling to enjoy herself. To change that, she asks Akebono to help her set up a buono dinner date! Thank you @almojo.online for beta reading and editing! #umamusume archiveofourown.org/works/921702...

#CuteCurren is here to #Terrorize my account

FINALLY

i need to get less normal about taiki shuttle

#horse