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Oh my god The Black Parade is currently number 1 in the UK album charts this is NOT A DRILL IT’S HAPPENINNNGGGH

Having watched the entire series of BBUK in the past 2 weeks, I feel like I'll be hearing "WWWOOOOOOOAH MISTA VEGUS" in my dreams for the rest of time

Just noticed that the Waymos flying about are left-hand drive instead of right-hand

The Firefox ad with all the old meme people brought together is crazy how am I old enough to have internet nostalgia

God I miss being in Wembley watching the greatest band of all time. Famous Last Words with the Welcome To The Black Parade outro is just 😘🤌🏻 www.instagram.com/reel/De6MJm-...

Who the heck is Ethan Klein

Where the heck am I meant to keep 48 litres of water? In my egregiously long hallway?

DARK AND COLD. DON’T LIKE IT.

Forever terrible at understanding that synthetics never dry in the first attempt. Even worse at discovering this when I need to SLEEP

Me and my sister are so similar in SO many ways, but watching people emotionally fall apart is not something we’re aligned on

Do you think the glee reboot people know they’ll never have as iconic a line as “There’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are” “Me :)” “No, me, Sue Sylvester” So what’s even the point in trying

Tell you what I hate: this trend of “I’m here to tell you why you SHOULDN’T buy [product]” ads. See also “I’m sending this product back. Not because it’s not the [list of features], but because now it’s less than half the price!”

I’ve had the Dagger verse of Mama from the LLTBP tour stuck in my head for DAYS

This MacBook is too old to be traded in 🫩

I’m sure that’s fine

I cannot believe there’s a vape section in the BB house. The funniest thing they could do is also stop them from smoking/vaping

Op Rochelle’s husband laying down truth. LOVE that dog though. LOVE.

Why does Harry not know simple words like “cheers”?

Twinks’ partner looking EXACTLY how I expected lol

Turns out I just cry at anything as long as someone on screen is crying and there’s a slow song behind it

Sobbed IMMEDIATELY at Samuel in the time room lol

Gonna be a late working night methinks 😮‍💨🫩

Ngl I’ve been so productive today but I am feeling mentally exhausted by the amount of brain power I’ve used in the last 3 hours lol

Funny feeling this Outlook complication might be broken.

Happy 20th anniversary edition of The Black Parade release day to those who celebrate x

TWO separate people today (one being my own mother) asked if I had a perm to which I gleefully replied “no 😌” so here’s my face I guess idk. I mean it is my face definitely. Skin is feeling good recently which is nice.

Really wanna get frigged up and kiss boys I miss being a desirable twink 😤

Christ these three reading 80s artists and songs on Big Brother and making me feel 70000 years old 💀 de-pech mode 💀💀

Accidentally made a Christmas cookie for Halloween theme cookie night :( But also a couple guy with blue hair and also a spider dressed up as a ghost x

I really hope Samuel and Twinks detach just before the 24 hours so they do their thing but also screw Rochelle over lol