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Honestly the greatest movie never made is Stephen Root and John Goodman as brothers on a cross-country road trip. Sold on day fucking one.

@travisjj.bsky.social I feel you need this

If you think of Rock of Ages (2012) as a direct sequel to Interview With The Vampire (1994) it infinitely becomes better and more watchable.

Widow’s Bay makes me genuinely more annoyed at Paul Feig. He had Katie Dippold as a writer on Ghostbusters (2016), capable of this incredible balance of horror and comedy, and walked over her in favour of just making Melissa McCarthy fall down every other scene and dumb ass riffing. Fuck Paul.

As an Australian, is Mitch McConnell being dead kinda like the whole groundhog thing? Genuinely curious.

Happy Lady G Now Getting Railed In That Great Airport Bathroom In The Sky Day to all who celebrate

Anyone else disappointed #GTA6 isn’t launching with some cool actual things like the safety deposit lockbox from IV? This digital-only future kinda sucks ass…

As great as the new Star Fox looks, anyone else seeing it as an admission by Nintendo they have no idea what to do with this series beyond remake a thirty year old game again?

Don’t forget your fuck blankie! www.wired.com/story/the-co...

@cormacmccafe.bsky.social there’s some clips in here that came rushing back like a well-repressed Nam flashback youtu.be/RwCkYt_-XBk?...

Just shot a proof of concept for my next feature film, Escargot. It’s very stupid and about a giant snail. Going for funding early Feb, but having the usual late-night self-doubts. Really need a god damn win after what happened on the last two features. So… fingers crossed..?

Wild how many movies and books there are about Find Out, but so few about Fuck Around. Feels oddly relevant right now…

Legit spent an hour or so without my phone to find the US has captured the president of another nation. Cool.

@ghostjingles.bsky.social would you survive a double billing of Mac & Me and the Star Wars Holiday Special? I kinda feel that if anyone could, it’s you. You’re my only hope.

Legit wild to hear “Trump present when 13 year old gives birth and her sex-trafficking uncle dumps the baby’s body in a lake” and think “yeah, that checks out”. The American experiment is going super well.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays, screamed at you from Olive. Be excellent to one another.

Fuck.

Let me guess, the protests Frydenberg wants banned aren’t the Nazi ones but are the pro-Palestinian ones…

The orange goon really has taken the TU out of POTUS with this one. Fuck him.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, CENA?!

@fadeinpro.com uhh... why has everything stopped working and it shuts down immediately after this pop-up?

Wild theory @da7e.com and @neilstradomus.bsky.social - but perhaps Leroy doesn’t remember anything because Dick sealed the memories away in a box… Also Jesus Christ but losing R(edacted)was worse than I thought it would be. My partner and I were both in tears.

Ace Frehley’s replacement wore the wrong coloured makeup

I once shadowboxed Muhammad Ali.

Hey @travisjj.bsky.social would Blunt Mag be keen to review @cormacmccafe.bsky.social ‘s debut novel Nock Loose? I know you’d love it’s inherent anarchistic gonzoness, and the more people we can push it on the better my $100m film adaptation’s chances are

Well, expect Trump to blow up a lot more Venezuelan fishing boats now…

Is it just me or is it weird that General Grievance is still bitching about an escalator but has never once mentioned the two people who tried to kill him, especially since the still-living one was found guilty last week?

@da7e.com @neilstradomus.bsky.social iYutani iYutani iYutani iYutani iYutani…

@da7eandneil.bsky.social @da7e.com crazy Alien Earth theory… but iYutani. What other human would be a batshit choice for Boy to shove Ms Octo into? And then iYutani orders the Nostromo to LV-426…

Anyone else finding a weird disconnect between condemnation of political violence and in the same breath clamouring for the death penalty like a rabid dog?

NASA’s going live at 11 to announce Martians and at 11:05 the White House is going live to say they wrote the Epstein birthday letter.

By telling him it’s a couch.

Hey @cormacmccafe.bsky.social I got to tell the producer of Nitram tonight that you often state that you want to go full Nitram on ozlit, and he still wants to talk to me.

I heard Giuliani was just tucking in his shirt after taking off his microphone when he crashed.

He could’ve made America great again but he’s still alive

Imagine being Marles, a career politician, and having to fly to the US to meet with an ex-Fox News host to beg for table scraps and then having the Pentagon issue a statement saying it wasn’t a real meeting. We’re so pathetic.

There’s zero chance this loser hasn’t kicked a dog.

@hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp look; I made a dumb ass movie called Everybody Gets Stabbed for $1500 and people seem to dig it. My next gig is a giant snail movie called Escargot, and I would murder everyone involved to direct a Death Stranding film. PLEASE hit me up!

Hey @travisjj.bsky.social you’ll finally be able to get a big dish of beef chow mein www.broadsheet.com.au/sydney/food-...

“Here’s a song about Tina Turner growing up in a slave village and here’s the little dance I invented for it” is one of the most un-talked about unhinged Australian things of all time

Netanyahu orders full Israeli military occupation of Gaza Penny Wong:

@thecurb.com.au how am I going so far

@qantas-official.bsky.social so how much are you going to pay me to not join a class action against you for leaking all my fucking data?

This is what happens when your birthday military parade doesn’t give you the raging boner you thought it would.

Seriously, why isn’t @governor.ca.gov swinging the mighty dick that is a threat of the fourth largest economy in the world seceding from the Union? Or is this all a layup to that?

And we thought Oasis wouldn’t survive the tour…

Fucking wild that no one ever called Tennessee Williams out for characters named “Brick”, “Gooper”, “Skipper”, and “Sister Woman”

I can’t be the only one counting down the minutes til I stop getting fucking text messages from this guy…