Levi Larson

Construction job, general contractor/single-family home builder, showed up day 1 completely green. No tools, no nothing. Took about 30 minutes to realize this WAS NOT the job for me. Made it through day 1, showed up at 7 AM on day 2 and told the boss I quit. Got back in my car and drove home.

Arizona State in this group like

I actually think Matt Campbell secretly does want to lose these games, is the thing. Like, maybe it’s his kink.

It's this one.

Only reason I know this isn’t @tedflintkansas.bsky.social is because it happened in LA and not IA

ESPNU did not send their A-crew camera squad to Ames today, that’s for sure.

It’s on the agenda for this evening after work, Pastor. I’m on week 7 of my every-6-week schedule.

#BlueCy

In 7 days. #BlueCy

This Cyclones team has talent, it’s going to be the week-to-week “can they keep it up?” that is going to be the real test of this season. #BlieCy

@tedflintkansas.bsky.social

Big old 👎👎 for @sarahforiowa.bsky.social on this

"In public they are monsters but in private they are nice people" is gross, man.

Iowa State stadium polo...?

Dear Charlize,

I've spent $75 in much, much stupider ways.

the one thing that remains consistent in my life... I want to taste something Delicious

There are very few food-related things more depressing than a bad Mac-and-cheese experience.

Democrats really need to tone down their dangerous, violent rhetoric amiright?

Don’t gotta get ready if you stay ready. #YoQuiero

Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.

A.

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

Me: "I don't need another Iowa State hat" Homefield:

It's gotta be Punch Drunk Love. I didn't walk out, but a guy in a wheelchair rolled out about 45 minutes in. I don't think 16 year old Levi was ready for dramatic-turn Sandler, and especially not ready for going into a PTA film with no prior knowledge of his style. Maybe a rewatch is in order.

Summer tip for sweaty bastards just drop the top until September

They've been married for (at minimum) 6 months already and this is all just some big, dumb ruse. For what ends, I have no clue, but this ain't a wedding party people.

Republican president Donald Trump has made $1.4 billion from his cryptocurrency business since returning to the White House. But Democratic congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh had the funds to pay $12 for Culver's shrimp. Shame on both parties.

I would actually love an American state fair if done correctly. Or another world fair. I’m imagining testing fair foods from each state, experiencing culture and music from each area of the U.S., historical reenactments. Wish the rich people in charge of our lives had any actual taste whatsoever

Brewed by Deschutes, you say?

Watch on mute and look only at Lutnick. He can barely hide his “WTF” look multiple times. Rubio is fully not listening, thousand-yard stare just waiting for this to end.

"Destruction is not strength" says the guy who has gleefully destroyed multiple homeless encampments, sometimes grinning ear-to-ear while destroying someone's life with his own hands.

credit where credit is due, getting your cult addicted to tallow before importing screwworms is a good bit

The conservative movement explicitly, no-shit, no-other-explanation believes that an educated populace is directly opposed to their vision of a peasant class having 15 kids and building wealth for the Chosen Few Elites forever and want to repeal the 20th and the 19th century to achieve that goal

HUGE SAME. This and the Minas Tirith set both have me in an iron grip of FOMO

Culver’s spicy chicken sandwich

"We found 222 compromised passwords" No you didn't you found 1 password that was compromised 222 times