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Games beaten in 2026 a thread

I'm glad the code still works

Damn, even his mom did him dirty

Firth floor please!

I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off. #PunIntended #BadJoke

We need that here!

How do you prefer to eat your cock?

Dad: Why is your January report card so bad? Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas.

Pharmacies should tell you how much your medication is A) With a prescription vs without B) With insurance vs without Insulin without a prescription was so much cheaper than using it. Amazon pharmacy tells me what my prescription costs with and without insurance.

This is too true

I have a hot headed friend who had a heart attack and was given nitroglycerin to avert further problems. Now he has a REALLY explosive temper!

I was on a plane & saw this guy in the cockpit drinking hot chocolate... It was the coco-pilot.

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates

LMFAO accurate

Padme is a ride or die

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back

Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

Diggle deserved it most

New Character: Mystique (Mystique (Raven Darkholme)

New Character: Doctor Doom

Why do nurses bring red magic markers to work? In case they have to draw blood.

I'm Gorr!

Look they're clean, they're just stuck

How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line

I now have a favorite traffic light

Knock Knock Who's there? Beaver E Beaver E who? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

My grandmother was 80% Irish. Her name was Iris.

Please help, I'm trying to trace my grandpa. I need a 6ftx2ft piece of see through piece of paper.

That sounds dangerous, I better take my protection spoon

I was CEO of Radio Shack, hire me!

Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.

New Post: BioWare Shut Down by EA and Mass Effect Cancelled

You are afraid of being corny. I was born on the cob. We are not the same.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish? Tweetie Pie!

During breakfast at the Evolution Conference, Bob lost a sausage under the table. Several of the scientists helped in the search for the missing link.

The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

He is a dope-ass fresh princess

I trained a Shetland to solve the Pythagorean Thereom, but nothing else. He’s a one Trig pony.

Okay, is that a real word? (I am not typing it into Google lol)

What was Camelot famous for? It's knight life

Just let me swallow!

Neil Young vs Neil Old

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says ribbit

It's good to see them together again!

What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.

British levels always confuse me

And Adam and Eve were the first to have an Apple