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Starting a class action lawsuit against supermarkets for that red mesh that makes manky easy peelers appear fresh from the garden of Eden.

So Ryan Reynolds is just going to play Deadpool in any film he’s cast in from now on then

Great article but perhaps skips over people’s relatively new expectation of being able to hold a private photoshoot atop a public mountain? No such expectation even a few years ago. 'It's not Alton Towers' - rows break out over queuing at Wales' highest mountain www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Guys everyone’s returning the eclipse glasses I sold them I’m going to be bankrupt

Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer

The Joe and the juice sign about I phone chargers should be enough for a boycott

Softest drishti ever for that penalty

A day well spent driving around blasting ice cream van jingles from my 1992 VW Passat. You should hear them cry

First time using Merlin, anyone know any more about this species? Is Bill Oddie on here?

YouTube just served up an ad of the PM talking about support for those using heating oil. He looked like he was apologising for taking a dump on a priceless Persian rug.

Told an acquaintance how much food cost on a recent trip to the states and they replied “no wonder they come over on those boats” and it took me a full minute to realise what she meant

What odds can I get on Congress chanting USA?

Lord, give me the confidence of an MD desperate to maintain his festivals viability

Poor Tiger Woods, you mess up and relapse and the BBC tells the entire world in a push alert

This is probably a good time to rewatch “the Fog of War”

Loving the past contestants setting the skills tests on Masterchef but some of the tests are a bit “guess what’s in my head”

Nowhere is the impact of AI slop more prevalent than the gift section of a garden centre.

Just opened x and top of the feed was a lorry taking the top of a car off like a can opener, accompanied with a jaunty caption like “what would you do to avoid this situation?”. As if showing people die is validated if framed as a PSA. Time to delete…again….

How bad can leaving your car in the short stay at Heathrow for 3 weeks be? Almost £2,000 bad it turns out!

I love Lewes, not least for the jewellery shop presenting its wares on… monkey nuts?!

The way some men dine out on minor life success to deliver BS corporate training days for the rest of their days explains a lot about how these billionaires get completely high on their own supply

The meta ai app is comically bad. There’s nothing funny, interesting, or even impressive about it now the novelty of a clip showing Mike Tyson and Mark Zuckerberg slow dancing has worn off. Their execs must be having sleepless nights

With great storms, comes great BigJetTv

Watching Wallace and Gromit and sad at the prospect of instant, AI generated dogshit

@rhodri.biz thanks for another great #duvetknowitschristmas. A testament to how clutter becomes invisible to us after an undefined period of time!

You will be visited by three spirits

The peace I establish at yoga is not quite as robust as a malfunctioning spray bottle

Outdoor boys has the same air fryer as me so I could basically survive winter in Alaska

A Red Letter Day but you get a go flinging those molten metal rods around in flip flops and skinny jeans

All this “how will we know it’s AI” and it’s exclusively Liz 2 pole vaulting over Tower Bridge

Had enough of hitting zone 2 in a revolving door while people aren’t pulling their weight, it’s made of glass, we can all see you!

I feel for the hospitality industry given how many YouTubers don’t understand how fine dining works. “30 quid for 5 ravioli are you joking” fuck offfff

Sure, you can rap along to 8 mile but can you do it when it counts? (Along to Iron Maiden’s Sign of the Cross)

What the world needs is more drone footage of the Ha Giang Loop