Lars

The NYPD just released surveillance video of the ICE shooting (which occurred off camera). Two men in civilian clothes run up to a car with guns drawn. One second later, one man begins smashing the butt of his gun into the driver’s side window. The driver appears to panic and hit the gas.

Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

Bouanga is just so good #lafc

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

Irony? In this political economy?

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium, with his one-game red-card ban that he received against Bosnia and Herzegovina suspended.

WEAK SHIT

What a day to be a neutral. And what heartbreaking losses for Japan, Germany, and Netherlands

LET’S GOOOO CPV

Can someone please let Uruguay know what the script is

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. The seventh richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

LOL Zlatan throwing shade at Lalas again

The first half was shaky, but it looks like Germany may indeed be back

The US attack is coming through so many players, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this kind of movement from this team before 🤩

THAT’S TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA

a perfect sketch. one of the funniest things ever put to film, imo youtu.be/n-Bfkc6lZok?...

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

Tens of thousands*

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wait

This is Bungalo. She uses that face to get what she wants. It works unbelievably well. 12/10 would never say no to

Karoline Leavitt being interviewed by FoxNews: “There will be shots fired” tonight.

RIP GA, my favorite Angel. I’ll always remember this game. Looking forward to seeing you in the outfield 🪽❤️

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from the Tarantino movie Pulp Fiction yesterday during a Pentagon prayer service

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

He literally said *yesterday* that he was considering a “joint venture” to help Iran charge people for using the Strait. He said the day before that he didn’t care if they made a little money off of it. Someone give pawpaw his dementia meds.

The New York Times deleted Trump’s “open the fuckin’ strait” line to make him look less insane Their write-up falsely says his post says only “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” and “Praise be to Allah”

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

According to the Times:

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NBC: Under intl law, hitting civilian infrastructure is prohibited. Why is POTUS threatening war crimes? LEAVITT: POTUS has made it quite clear to the Iranian regime their best move is to make a deal or else N: Which objectives would destroying a desalination plant help? LEAVITT: Haley, go ahead

i’m rewatching the wire, some thoughts on episode 4, “old cases” 1. bunk/mcnulty scene in the apartment is as brilliant as you remember, but i am actually drawn to something earlier in the episode. it is when herc and carver bust into bodie’s grandmother’s home looking for him…

again I point out how strange it is that high-level diplomatic negotiations of war and peace are being conducted by freelancers Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, both of whom have egregious conflicts of interest, and not the actual secretary of state

"The Justice Department is increasingly telling judges it can’t defend ICE’s actions..." www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

5/ She would soon find that the choice of how she’d give birth wouldn’t be hers. The judge would decide.

wow! Rand Paul begins Markwayne Mullin's hearing by confronting him about comments he made describing Paul as a "freakin' snake" & "celebrating" Paul getting assaulted "I wonder if someone who applauds political violence is right to lead an agency that has struggled to accept proper use of force"

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

it’s unreal how these grown-ass men had no problem destroying untold lives with chatGPT but go crying to a judge when people make fun of them online

Murphy: "Literally in my other ear I'm listening to Ted Cruz on another network explain why this mission is so essential to destroy the nuclear program. I may have to walk over there and tell him the admin is now briefing that getting rid of the nuclear program has nothing to do with this mission."

CNN put together a montage of the regime's incoherent talking points about Trump's war on Iran

significant that even Vance believes Trump's war is a political loser

Two days into the war: - three F-15s shot down - U.S. embassy in Saudi Arabia in flames - six U.S. service members confirmed dead; more wounded - State Department tells Americans to flee the entire Middle East