Lana Berry

Ah a callback to such simpler times 🥲 Where is @lanaberry.bsky.social when we need her?

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

I believe it was @lanaberry.bsky.social who once pointed out that one of the great things about having playoff games on Turner networks is, right now, the number of people pissed that they have to watch Cubs-Brewers on TNT instead of Battleship is not zero

🎶Cal has Dumps like a truck, truck, truck

imagination is about filling in the blanks

does this need context @mollyknight.bsky.social

I would pay a lot of money to have been in the design meeting where they discussed how to do the udder

the reason for the season

happy 4th of july to hot dog bird and no one else

Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next

We'll need to raise the funds first, and that's where the town-favorite labrador is going to help us.

or we could put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

god after creating adam and eve:

DR FRANKENSTEIN (to the peasants camped outside with pitchforks): Have you considered being cooler

i’m the hot dog octopus

i can’t wait to see how they screw this up

may gilly’s 4th birthday be with you

i think everyone needs this

why did i read this as “do geminis deserve human rights” and i was like omg do they

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

Can we please all just get behind this man? It would heal our world.

Need a Father we can call daddy.

i hope the next pope is hot. we deserve a hot pope.

this is the best possible way my day could have started

my dog, the secretary of defense, is doing her very best and everyone just needs to back off she is TRYING

modern day paul revere trying to get everyone their drink orders

easter makes me yearn for the smell of vinegar