Aaron

KCCI wrote an article about Tatsuya Chiba's passing and I desperately need to know who's the manga fan over there. Stacey Horst? Jodi Long? Marcus McIntosh????

Good morning my wonderful friends! It's my beautiful birthday today! I'm feeling lovely! I'm feeling gorgeous! I'm feeling thirty-eight! 😇😇😇

_EDTIME I_ 9:00 C_T! Uh, yeah, Ryan Secrest I'd like an S! _EDTIME IS 9:00 CST Hmm...would you🫵 like to solve the puzzle?🤔🤔

I have a hot take. Adults shouldn't wear costumes. A costume is basically a big lie and lying (as I've often said) is immoral! Halloween should be banned in America as it is in most ethically Just nations! #MakeOctobeSillyAgain!

Happy birthday! To me! Did you know that today is also the anniversary of the shootout at the O.K. Corral? Bang bang! If you want a handsome, wise and fun thirty-eight year old to celebrate with, I'm your huckleberry😜

A late October birthday is so hard! Everyone wants to be "in costume"🤮🤮🤮. Hey guys, why don't we celebrate something real and meaningful like my thirty-eighth birthday!!! Like if you agree!!

I rotate this dub clip from Cyber City Oedo 808 in my head every couple years.

Watching the seminal horror classic "Frankenstein Meets The Wolfman" to see who ends up topping and who ends up bottoming

Asked my son which of the Three Stooges he was and he said Shemp. He also said I was Larry🤨

Using ChatGPT to determine how much pornography is filmed in 4:3 and how much is in 16:9. The answers are surprising...

Mom it's my birthday! Hah! Like the Dave Matthews Band song! Perfect reference for a thirty-eight year old to make I would think!

Happy Mole Day! 10/23 is derived from the Avogadro constant, which is approximately 6.02×1023, defining the number of particles (atoms or molecules) in one mole. It's also my birthday! Which is cooler than some nerd shit!

Was just reminded about Ideon and Be Invoked...Where was the oscar buzz for that in 1982, huh??????

It has come to my attention that many people are unaware that the person who figured out that the private key was 4 was a Something Awful forums goon: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...

10/22! My birthday! And also my favorite caliber of gun! Pew pew! Just shot some celebratory bullets into your hearts😇

My girlfriend (real person) has never seen an episode of TNG so I'm brainstorming episodes to show her that: 1. Don't require a lot of explaining 2. Aren't connected to the meta plots they got going on 3. Are good and have good performances Here's my choices so far

Saw a Zach Lahn ad that had evil AI Rob Sand and it had a fine print label saying "Images Made With SuperIntelligence". I'm humiliated just having seen it! Now imagine how bad it's going to feel in two weeks when it's the winning message.

Electronic Arts? More like Electronic Farts!!! This is in reference to some large-scale current events that are happening in the news today.

As bluesky user @lakdifflanchzed awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a thirty-eight year old

I got a second one????

10/20? What's next, 30? 😅😅 But seriously it's my birthday today! Love to be thirty-eight all of the sudden!

@joshturek4iowa.bsky.social says he wants to work with this guy

Beginning to think that Bohannon might win by a squeaker and Garriott will lose by like three points which would make this insanely funny.

Bro we are almost three weeks into October and some of you are STILL talking about scary stuff?? Like, still? Can't we move on already???

I saw You Can See Everything last night and I have thoughts but chief among them is that I get why Elizabeth Holmes lived with that freak because he's got a fuckin thumper on him goddamn. I'd be an aggressively evil narcissist too if my cock was that big!

Whoof...I'm waking up very slowly today...partied way too hard last night...I'm thirty-eight now after all! Even if it is my birthday today! Still had fun though!!

Throwing my Marines branded kunai at any of my non-patriotic followers

Today is my birthday yes of course of course. But today is also my girlfriend's (real person) birthday! You can reply to this negatively now. You have to be supportive!!!

Check out this evil ass flyer I got in the mail today

Cannot believe they're going to lose to this kind of shit. A real campaign would be dunking on this over and over again.

Saturday! It's my birthday! I think it was October 17th!

Y'xll ever think about how Betelguese is going to go supernova sometime within the next 100,000 years and it will be visible from earth in daylight with the brightness of a full moon for a few months. That's gonna be so fucking annoying dude🤬🤬🤬

Windy and chilly day out there today! Nothing better than a warm sweater on a day like today. Especially since I'm turning 38 today! Nothing beats a fall day!

Oh great more #spookyslop. Just what we needed. Way past time to retire the whole genre and do something more artistically fulfilling.

Good morning everyone! It's 10/16! My birthday! I hope you all got the invites for the party in the mail 😁

Good point. I will use this information to begin torturing and killing all LLM agents. I will use my katana to behead them.

Ah, what a chilly fall day! Perfect for a thirty-eighth birthday!! I love having a fall birthday! Almost as much as I like having a spring and summer birthday 🤭🤭🤭

Drove by WHO13 tonight with my kids and saw a bunch of Hinson flags and supporters so we rolled down the windows and booed them

Hey. It's my birthday. I'm thirty-eight. What are you gonna do about it?

Bedtime! 9:00 CST is that time of the night. Losers will ignore. God's children will be asleep NOW!