350 Foot Slit

Gentlemen, can you point to where the DEI hurt you?

My hope for election night: Brewers = Democrats Rays = republicans #worldseries2026

Why doesn’t trump like the Cheesecake Factory?

The fact that we've agreed to call these gambling sites "prediction markets" furthers their bullshit. They predict nothing and it's a disgrace that news orgs have partnered with them and pretend they have news value. THEY'RE JUST A BUNCHA LOSERS GAMBLING.

Everyone looks so bored.

Notice how no one behind Obama was so bored during his speech they start eating their earwax.

I call trump john. Actually his middle name is john. If you ask 64% of fat golfers from Florida are named john. Just like the toilet.

Just another horrible day in California.

LMAO JD Vance's speech in Ohio is off to a great start

CARTOON OF THE DAY H/T @sketchyrepublic.bsky.social

When you think things can’t get worse, Steve Witkoff steps up to the plate…

BOYCOTT STARLINK! How do we do that? Where do we start?

The way how Tommy fled that room after getting destroyed by Abdul I knew he must be linked to josh hawley somehow......

Lots of good news today for Dems. Don’t get complacent. Check your registration. Go vote - early if you can. Let’s win this fucking thing.

Vote Peace Vote Blue ✌️

Name two. Name two people you consulted with.

This will always be funny. Always was.

My bad. I watched last night’s game in the family room. I usually watch in my office. I learned my lesson. Back to the office this afternoon. 💙Go Dodgers💙

Build the wall. Lock her up. Repeal and replace Obamacare. Mass deportation now. No never ending foreign wars. Make America Great Again Lower energy prices, day one. Ukraine Russia resolved day one. Payoff the Nation Debt. How’s that all working out?

If you witnessed this or heard about this and still voted for trump, you will not be invited to thanksgiving dinner next month.

In fact, I have inflation in a box on my desk, I would show it to you but it's under control and I don't want to let it out and get out of control.

I closed my Instagram account today. My facebook has been closed for over a year. When something is free, you are the product.

Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴

Nailed it ⛽️ 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thank you for speaking truth to power, Kaitlan Collins. Keep it up. It's working.

Wonder Woman is in our side!

Our music and our memories are being wiped out. AMERICA built this city. Not a president. Join us!

The entire DOJ is looking for the loop hole. Job #1

This should be on the front page of every newspaper tomorrow.

"Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration."~ Abraham Lincoln

"Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration."~ Abraham Lincoln

-It is still Lake Ontario -It is still the Gulf of Mexico -It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. -He is still a pedophile. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

There is only one question concerning the trump administration. Is the administration horrible because they are incompetent our evil? Answers below: A. Incompetent B. Evil

Costco runs it's own rigorous food inspection program. And they didn't bend the knee on DEI. Plus, they dropped Callaway Golf after their horrific ad depicting violence against women. And they are refusing to carry trump meat. So that's where I'll be shopping.

I stand with Canada, not Trump. I stand with Ukraine, not Trump. I stand with NATO, not Trump. I stand with the free world, not Trump. You?

Trumps Patriot Games only drew 1.21 million viewers. For comparison, that’s less than half of what the game show "Press Your Luck" normally gets in that same time slot (which averages around 2.8 million). It was the one-hour primetime special covering the youth sports events in Ohio with Pat McAfee

I learned about Maud Lewis this spring at the Art Gallery of Nova Scotia in Halifax.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hey at least we alienated an ally for a dictator to still tell us to get fucked. Art of the deal, baby.

The left: we want the Epstein files The right: we want the Epstein files The center: we want the Epstein files Trump: best I can do for you is Fauci’s diary, some lies about the reflecting pool, and a failed war in Iran

Everyone who voted for trump needs to have their nose rubbed in this speech.

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Great speech reading tonight trump.

Is Kalshi taking bets on how late trump will be tonight?

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