Kyle Thomas

Kyle Thomas

@kylehemingway.com

Dorchester’s premier gin consumer and opinion haver (i.e., I am the product of a liberal arts education). Sometime creative strategist and storyteller. kylehemingway.com/ephemera (he/him)

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AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

Take all my money

On stage, the president of the Abby Lee Miller Dance Company will be Rosie O’Donnell. She’ll star in a new musical as Abby Lee Miller, alongside Kristin Chenoweth, based on ‘Dance Moms’.

Such a beautiful concert at #GardnerMuseum this afternoon of 17th-century music about Queen Esther, in conjunction with their currently running exhibition. #bosarts

I don’t know what the fuck #EmersonCollege The Loft is, but ma’am, this is Gypsy Bar. I believe it’s character building to have to fight through a crowd of business casual-clad club goers to get to your college library and that its absence is going to produce soft children.

Don’t know how it took me so long, but I am so grateful to have seen the #CostumeArt exhibition in the new #CondéNastGalleries at the #MetMuseum today.

Beginning the journey home. Thanks for an amazing two weeks, Japan. (And thanks JAL for having a beautiful lounge for us to relax in.)

BEIGE by Alain Ducasse, on the 10th floor of the Ginza flagship Chanel store, was our grand finale to vacation. And it did not disappoint. #sorrytothisduck #lilbroadwaycupcake

Headed to our final night in Tokyo and read this on the info site for the restaurant. This is like a 90-minute hot stone massage to me.

I am drunk with power ordering everything I want off the iPad in front of me without the embarrassment of having to tell a server. I’m never coming home.

Mentally, I’m here, having the most expensive dinner of my entire life [worth it], celebrating my husband’s birthday, on the 52nd floor of the Park Hyatt Tokyo.

Someone just turned 40 on the 52nd floor of the Park Hyatt Tokyo in the New York Grill, and I’m thrilled and honored to have been here to celebrate him. #lilbroadwaycupcake

Mentally, I’m here, at the teamLab: Borderless exhibition in Minato City, posing among the artworks and dreaming about the sake I will later imbibe.

Mentally, I am here, at S&G Club in Shibuya, sipping a KI NO BI Kyoto dry gin martini, and eavesdropping on the gays at the adjacent table with the terrible Botox and fillers.

We just checked in, and my Tokyo hotel is deliciously Eurotrashy and I am soaking up every goddamn second of it. It’s a Hotel Costes album come to life.

And in this fully realized 1912 Cape Cod town is a recreation (in Mickey) of the Gloucester Fisherman’s Memorial. I was officially gooped.

Kyle Thomas@kylehemingway.com

Came all the way to Tokyo DisneySea just to be back home in Massachusetts.

He is part of the Duffy Cinematic Universe. Per Google, he first met Duffy in the Mediterranean Harbor. After Duffy accidentally dropped his gelato on the ground, Gelatoni used his own tail as a paintbrush to paint a picture with the spilled dessert, instantly turning the mishap into a friendship.