K.X. [Parody]

follow me on bsky.app/profile/kxdoesstuff.bsky.social i post funny stuff sometimes

think i just found a flaw in your beliefs and ways of thinking where do i get my work published

"horror flashlights are unrealistic!!!!" yeah? whens the last time you replaced the battery in your flashlight? whens the last time you even used your flashlight?

how to be funny in current year 1. irony so much fucking irony youre quintuple glazing the donuts irony stocks are so blimmin up ya dun even know laddie

fuck every single app shortening your links to redirect you just to put their tracking bullshit on it fuck you

there is no i in team unless your finnished then there is three for me, myself, and i or more accurately, i, i, and i

MW4 is literally just "Youve caught me at a very Korean time of my life right now"

fuck putting razor blades in candy im just stabbing the kid right then and there

first time im ever having fun in CS2 and then i get fucking vac live-d banned for 20 hours because i was actually playing good & having fun

idea pet feeders which have a 50% of just making the noise but not dispensing anything makes em less pavloved

guys let me be a billionaire and ill just do dumb shit and stuff im passionate about with the money

still sad that the scar got discontinued

you physically cannot name something better than life

STOP before you go to the comments - think was that engagement bait? did they do that on purpose just to make you talk about? know the signs.

shoutout to people who put timestamps below comments w quotes no words, nothing wasted - just a 11:45 and thats it god bless all yall

you should broaden your scope of reference it helps you be a better thinker also prevents you from comparing every movie to boss baby

"where are the views" published 13 minutes ago

pisses me off when human incompetence gets called ai

ffmpeg actually stands for Female for Male Peg (-ging)

HOLY SHIT YOU CAN AVOID LAST-SECOND DEATHS IN FRICKBEARS 3 WITH MARY BECAUSE TIME IS SPED UP WHEN LOOKING BACK easiest 5:59 achievement ever (ps last second means like scraptrap, blank, baby, chipper, etc)

yap so long it went off the dialogue box pls fix @spookyrick.bsky.social also who the hell is yenndo and why did he kill me

lossy text compression jpeg text coming 2027

okay so when i flirt with my homies we're friends but when fictional characters do it its a polycule double standard much?

quotes are like comments but more narcissistic

social media is bad for me but if not for it then who else do i share my bullshit with i cannot let it stay in a 5 person discord group chat for the rest of time.

shoutout to funny people fuck everyone else

im an incredibly nice guy if you just ignore everything ive said to other people

got given like 3 weeks for a gamejam so im starting with like 1 left i think thats enough time