KT (haunted)

I love to be a pumpkin headed Irish piece of shit from the Inbred Cape Cod Family That Loves to Die and a junkie and a drunk and sound like that and hold the Josef Mengele Distinguished Professorship at The Island of Dr. Moreau University.

Even if you don’t live in Michigan/Detroit, you gotta understand that the racist shit against Abdul is FUCKED UP

*~at the cocktail party~* Stranger: ”So, what do you do?” Roky Erickson: “I’ve been working in the Kremlin with a two-headed dog”

bringing my kids to see andrew dice clay cause i only listened to the part of his act where he says hickory dickory dock

The Misfits are stupid/rad season hath arrived. NJ’s finest.

Had to remind myself that we Polish folks are born to suffer

Rock and Roll Jersey Mike’s doesn’t have the same ring to it

I am going to need some kind of husky boi sandwich for dinner

Eat shit? In this economy?

Bloopin in

I have little time to crap my ass, but I have many hours to shit my ass

Welcome to Gorilla Hour

here come ol' Dick Dog drivin' da Fuck Truck

Spending my retirement in an abandoned Macy’s with the other mole people

Elon Musk, huh? Sounds like the name of a guy I would have slapped at a party in 2003 after having 12 cans of Sparks (black)

Imprisoned on Tyler Perry’s Planet Madea

Flewn

Who all wanna gang up on this wooly mammoth and help me push it over the cliff

Flannel Level: Elevated (yellow)

Heve Starvey

We all have that one homie who has been abducted by aliens

The ”AI is conscious!” people sound like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys when he claims the calculator is smarter than him because it uses batteries

Slimey is bad at hunting.

Drunk driving the Batmobile directly into the local Thai restaurant facade as a bit

Fucked up that it’s only Wednesday

Much like the caveman’s audacious hippie friend, I can be found in various convenience stores “wheezing the juice”

All these dickhead bugs are back since it’s 90 fuggin degrees outta nowhere

Uggghhhhhhhh! Uaaaahhhhh! Noooo! No! NO!

Ride the lightning baby