Kevin Shay

Thread of AI Overview fun:

Choo-Choo Charlie was his name, we hear

Having just watched the trailer I strongly disagree with this assertion

Checks out

When you haben ein großes Problem with your Computer

Alexa. You’ve got to shut up about the rip currents. I will never care about rip currents

Moms Mabley implies the existence of Pops Pabley

Hmm, this doesn’t seem like it can be true. Can it?

New genre: Reels thumbnail haiku I took Chad oh yeah, we were grateful and the needle changed me

Stripe is looking for someone to maintain the toilets

Is this a job? You’re talking about a job, right? Do we not say job anymore?

One again my procrastination long game has paid off (never got around to setting up 1password)

Me: hey I would love to know how long until the next C train comes Subway Platform Screen Displaying Ninety Million Bits Of Information: LANTERNS Me: ok but how many minutes until SPSDNMBOI: AMEX Me: feels like you could just dedicate one small corner to SPSDNMBOI: LANTERNS

And I don’t care

Nobody has ever managed to photograph the Onion Hay

Found Chuck E. Cheese’s estranged sister

Tired: Mourning Becomes Electra Wired:

Wasn’t sure if this was about the British TV movie or the social media app

When you’ve lost [checks notes] Wagner superfans?

Two, four, six, eight! Tell the people what she ate! She ate a Sinaloa jalapeño Salmonella, that’s insane, yo She threw up for the first time today She ate a Sinaloa jalapeño Salmonella, that’s insane, yo In the bathroom she wanted to stay

[Scooby-Doo, intrigued] Rarry Roomer??

Hmm! How did this informal slang usage come about, I wonder? Why is it considered rude? [This was not in fact an attempt to search for “bs” but a botched URL autocomplete of “bsky.app”]

It’s written all over this guy’s face: a false sense of immunity to ructions. Classic mistake. Nobody is immune to ructions

We should talk less about The Singularity and more about Sniglets Hilarity

On First Looking Into Batman’s Homer is this anything

The replacement of Platner with Jackson seemed like a satisfactory outcome, but something was missing I couldn’t put my finger on… oh, there we go! Unsolicited fundraising texts!

This dog being carried up the escalator yesterday was almost certainly the least anxious individual in the Atlantic Terminal Mall

And Johnny Depp, who was NOT cancelled,

The US needs this ASAP. Wish we had some sort of federal consumer protection thingy

Damn Canadian officials

Going to be honest, this thumbnail makes me want to start using arugula out of spite

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. A slide that says Qualcomm… I watched a guy in a dark blazer take an object from me… All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.“

A compelling blend of information and imagery

Thought this was David Mitchell

At last I have contributed to the discourse [my first YouTube comment]

When your colon is a mess RFK runs HHS Diarrhea

I was looking for a video of The State’s sketch about the guy who discovers the word “and” and... this AI Overview neither describes that sketch nor the linked www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Kz..., which is indeed “a ridiculous, disjointed live broadcast” but not based on the word “and” at all

PHANTOM THREAD remake where she gives him Taco Bell

There’s a nonzero chance that Scott Jennings is not lying but in fact had a long conversation with a Mitch-flavored chatbot someone on McConnell’s staff stood up

[atop a hill, with my last breath] a phone number... is not... an integer

Pronouncing “Binface” to rhyme with “Liberace”

“I don’t really like food”

“They still kill rats, but they used to, too” —Mitch Hedberg

Facebook just reminded me I posted this 15 years ago. Still trying to type it