Matthew

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

I’ll say it: it shows what disgusting pigs Americans are that they eat their cheesecake right there at the factory instead of waiting for it to be delivered to a store or restaurant

Bluesky has four kinds of users

when axl rose did his little dance on stage it always reminded me of the movements a kitty cat made as it prepared itself to vomit

Gonna make that Trump-burp-noise my message tone.

Shun the nonbeliever!!

If you recognize this don't forget to take your pills today

perhaps more exciting than being on tv was meeting debbie shields, the women who improv’d with conan on subway takes

www.cbsnews.com/news/hitler-... Lmao

Diane Keaton meets Steven Seagal

There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

liberty mutual was the only advertiser who stuck with tucker carlson after he said mexicans were "filth" so whatever fantasies you have about torturing the mascot are morally correct

This is probably the most understated funny thing I’ve heard an athlete say on purpose in my life.

Seeing an AI thumbnail

When your dentist asks who played Phil Fish in Barney Miller

The Abyss (1989).

Election night coverage is gonna be buck wild this year. Networks afraid to report the truth because of FCC threats, an epic amount of ratfucking from the GOP, potential for a huge Dem blow out, armed agents of the state intimidating people at the literal ballot box etc etc etc.

Wildwood is stunning! Very mild spoilers.

they show this slide to the french guy who ate a bicycle and he starts drooling. nuclear party sub all for me he thinks

in "garfield: one more day" odie gets hit by a car, garfield bargains with the devil to bring him back in exchange for erasing his marriage with jon arbuckle. highly controversial among the garfield fan community

Excuse me sir do you denounce the Doobie Brotherhood?

this is actually a video of me climbing the helix of knowledge and truth

playing a game of civ thinking "i am an isolationist techno utopia. these fools are rolling in the mud together while i am ensconced in the work of the academy" and the next turn the game throws up the list of most advanced civilizations and you are the donkey idiot at the bottom

just got to show a friend who is in his 80s about archive dot org and the amount of vhs rips of pbs documentaries about ww2 that are on there and his eyes just kept getting wider and wider

Greatest thing I’ve seen this week. youtube.com/shorts/YIrFd...

KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM