Kris

Kris

@krisjay.bsky.social

Turn ons: ANTIFA Turn offs: Facism

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Kris
@krisjay.bsky.social

For a junk drawer to legelly qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include. Various found plastic parts you have no idea where they came from but you hold onto them in the outside chance you do figure out what it fell off of.

- just brady@justbrady.bsky.social

For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Random, mismatched batteries in various sizes that may or may not work

Kris
@krisjay.bsky.social

The New York Knicks winning the NBA championship is gonna suck the air out of all the stupid shit happening in DC this weekend. 🤷‍♂️

Kris
@krisjay.bsky.social

@easybakedoven.bsky.social Finally got around to rewatching “True Grit”. I understand now why you hold it in such high regard. Beautiful film. Loved every single second of Hailee Steinfeld’s performance. The horse scene at the end was tough to sit through.

Kris
@krisjay.bsky.social

Michael Bay movie idea: Artemis II wobbles slightly off course and ends up splashing down in the Strait of Hormuz. An elite team of mercenaries stage a rescue deep inside Iranian territory. Explosions and loud music ensues.

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Jeff [REDACTED]
@jeffderoshia.bsky.social

Remember when republicans called for an emergency session in congress—on a weekend—to prevent Terri Schiavo from having her feeding tube removed after being in a coma for a decade? If they can do it for performative bs like that, they can do it for actual existential reasons.

Jen Taub@jentaub.bsky.social

We are in a major crisis. If the Republican leadership does not want to call Congress back into session, the Democrats should come back to Washington and do something now to stop this maniac. Staying home and waiting for next week to do something about it is pathetic.

Kris
@krisjay.bsky.social

I know I am not completely dead inside because this asshole can still say shit that makes my jaw drop. What a rotting pile of goat shit. Fuck trump and everyone who supports him forever.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the war before attacking Iran? Trump: We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

Kris
@krisjay.bsky.social

"We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world - bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are whores for power and oil with hate and fear in our hearts". - Hunter S. Thompson.