Jade The Kobold

Yamato x One Piece collab confirmed!?? #deadlock

What it feels like to play Deceased Gentleman Daniel #deadlock

Me: Maybe she's sick... Hey, Sick - Seven, is that anything? My son: *disappointed glare, followed by a scathing hand-wobble*

It's the time of year where people put out two-story tall inflatable werewolves in their yard and just expect me to be normal about it.

Y2K-pop demon hunters. Is that anything?

Chiitan wants the world to be a safe place for transgender people a place where you can rest, speak, and be loved🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 love you all I will keep asking for that place until I disappear I hope good-hearted transgender people can live with pride and peace🌈

Looking up solutions to software problems is like "oh, you have to set Do_Not_Work to False" Then you roll your eyes, because obviously you turned off Do_Not_Work, only to find out that you didn't and it fixes all your software, money, and relationship problems.

What if jeans... We're pants???

@kobold.fun is a princess as well as a cat, so here she is as a magical girl. Cutie Mew-Mew Magic GOO!! Nyaaahahaha~! #art #cute #Deltarune #kobold

I've made my choice...

#deadlock

My hottest furry take? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I am so tired of bired of we need to need to beed to talk about balk about about how boften furries burries worries snurry. Everyone beveryones furries just dont talk about we need to normalize gormalize talking about balking about out. Furries

#gdq golly! Includes 3.5 AND 5 1/4 discs!!!

What if you just poured pepto bismol directly into your eyes? #sgdq

#sgdq #ssx is amazing. The runners are great

Someone posted this in my server and I just want everybody to see it...

Completely unedited churro scene

I'm all hopped up on REM from trippin dream-mode on the honkshoo starrail.

I'm about to do a cannibalism.

I am dead. This has killed me. It has instantly teleported me 2m below ground and erected a cartoon RIP gravestone above my head.

My kiddo has a joke book. "Why is 6 afraid of 7?" Sadly, I am incapable of playing along. "Because of The Incident..."

I saw this at a garage sale and RAN back to my car to grab my phone.

I'm like a lightbulb. I'm here to brighten your day! Unless I'm burnt out

This but it's me in a room of puppygirls.

Don't worry Microsoft Excel, I also know what it's like to think something is a date and be wrong...

Google. Why... why would you ever think this is what I'm asking about...

You know, you remind me of myself (derogatory...)

Woah!

Welcome back up, site for sending important information across the world. I have a borgur. I choose to use this platform to tell you this. It is mushroom Swiss and very tasty.

Every time...

please @ me.

I just got hit in the balls and my first thought was "oh god, If I got bottom surgery I wouldn't have to deal with this"

I saw a travel video about visiting Lenin's tomb, and it seems nice, but it might just be a communist plot...

Scammers are fun! (removed name in case they get their account back)

Over-the-counter HRT supplements? Call that the Discount Rack.

{self-gatekeeping imposter voice} If I can't double jump.... am I actually trans?

They sell Orange Juice with or without pulp, But if you want Apple Juice with pulp you need to mix in your own Apple Sauce!