Killy

Took geritol and it tastes like a bull stomped in my mouth

Every song is a banger

Having a seizure from looking at this AI poster at our local McDonald’s

About to have a Pap smear, send pussy prayers 🙏

Knew I was back in south caroliny bc of all the dead deer on the road

Leucistic baybees 🤍🤍

Found my tombstone at Gatorland

We’re in Florida! Our children barely slept. Zombie mom mode activated. Can’t wait to go see alligators while tweaking on three cups of earl grey 🐊

From sketch to finished painting. I came across these old progress photos while organizing some files…

- customer sends in bodysuit for updates - going to draw him a badge but can't find his body reference - search computer and internet for a while, can't find it - bodysuit literally hanging up on my wall this entire time

Who sits like this

Been introducing my husband to sneaker pimps songs he didn’t know. Marriage is a journey of constant discovery

its hilarious to me how as soon as i get premenstrual i become so adhd i can barely concentrate i want to literally do 900 things and can't focus but as soon as i start bleeding i become a zen fucking monk

I mentored a high school senior today who wants make fursuits and it is a proud moment 🥹

A haunted house but it’s just my house and there’s a stomach virus

My husband caught the 5 yo’s stomach virus, am I doomed

Jfc

Just found out after all these years that a guy who still holds a grudge against me for not dating him in the 00s is a huge oasis fan and I’m a blur fan. It was doomed from the start

How I totally wanted to spend my Sunday: treating my 5 year old for head lice

Wheezing my mom said she’d buy me a 3d printer for my bday

Texts I send my husband

lol we tried to fix our own toilet and water was blasting into the ceiling. Marriage goals

Dad at my kids jiu Jitsu class is talking to me about being a liberal non-religious homeschooler and I feel so relieved

The problem is I’m a Floridian in flip flops now living in the fire ant summer of South Carolina and my toes are BIT UP by those little red fuckers

Speaking of cats, this is how my cat helps with homeschool

ooog I had a nightmare so bad last night at 4 am that I basically couldn’t go back to sleep so im paying for it now