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This imp is terrible

The votes initially haven’t been there for a lot of things (ending slavery, women’s right to vote, interracial marriage, bodily autonomy, same sex marriage, etc.) but we did the fucking thing anyways because IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO

I know someone else who studies the ass @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online

These people need to understand that cowardly Republican senators voting "no" is not a reason for inaction. He is guilty of many crimes. So, impeach him, immediately, for his many crimes and make those cowards stand on their vote.

These Brewers are *tough*

Sure thing Kamala. Just let it slide so that the next Republican will do even worse things than Tramp. You have to set the precedent that this can't happen again without consequences

Apparently there were a lot of shenanigans in the Flyers game while I was walking to the bar

If you have no new ideas, just say so. Stop stretching marginal ideas and characters into 8 one hour episodes that run for 3 seasons.

Bluesky a band Alf's Spacehog

I hope he gets shit from the students at every college he goes to for the rest of his time on College Game Day

At the rate these injuries keep happening, there won't be any players left. Keep Embiid wrapped in bubblewrap until the playoffs.

smoltz can't keep getting away with this (being an idiot)

Daily Walkoff Phillies #788 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

i said ASS

pink muhly grass absolutely throwing ass today. how do you pronounce muhly? i don’t know. im not going to read your comments if you tell me, im going to wait for it to come up in a real person conversation and just give it a shot. the risk of embarrassment is what gives life its spark

this man is a gotdamned patriot

How I feel about the Eagles' defense

27th of Owltober! A burrito-wrapped Burrowing Owl was admitted to a wildlife clinic to treat eye ulcers from suspected head trauma. The sender (anonymous) said "his favorite meal in care is mice and mealworms and he is very vocal now that he’s feeling better!" #owlsintowels 💛🦉

Another injured Eagle? Has a team ever run out of players before?

Welp. I should probably get ready for bed now

Showing Dallas winning a Super Bowl belongs on the History Channel

you can only win fascism by organizing yourselves, getting everyone angry at it and taking the streets as often as possible so they KNOW they have to be afraid of us. the people. we can't let them do whatever they want anymore. let us now have a great night of sleep after this amazing win

Weak Woolen is getting put in the dryer tonight

What's the defense's excuse this time? The offense is keeping them off the field and they still can't make a stop

It's a Lemon party!!!

Has Tanner McKee ever thrown a football before tonight's game?

He needs to be impeached just for being this stupid. It's embarrassing to have someone this stupid in front of a microphone.

The Brewers are inevitable

This fucking secondary is turrible

Tell me this isn't AI and I'll still call you a liar

I don't think Tampa Bay will be winning a World Series anytime soon

The Valks and the Dream are having a rock fight

Braden Mann is my MVP for the Eagles

Nobody was defending that throw. No body

GETTING BULLSHIT 'ROUGHING THE PASSER' CALLS IN THE EAGLES FAVOR BECAUSE WE HAVE A WHITE QB AGAIN] "oh, damn, I forgot how funny those are, lmao"

Gonna be a lot of points tonight. Buckle your seatbelts something dumb is happening tonight

What's the deal with the grass? It's so dusty every time someone takes a step. I don't think that's good for the muscles and ligaments

Can't believe I'm saying this but punt the ball

Why is Cooper covering Lamb? That is a terrible matchup

Zendaya in the seats for the WNBA Finals (via WNBA)

The only thing worse than the Eagles' offense is the Cowboys defense

A touchdown in the 1st quarter. In this economy?

LeBron and Dean Wade do the Key & Peele Obama handshake sketch reenactment.

I've never heard of illegal formation on defense

Saxes up

That potato could fix everything if it has the courage

Go BIrds?