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Here’s our new #gossipwithcelebitchy pod, we recorded it on Thursday before all of the dreadful Thomas Markle news came out, so we talked about Prince Harry’s GQ interview and the Sussexes’ first joint public appearance in Nottingham. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pab3...

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Kay: What did the Windsors know about Thomas Markle & when did they know it? www.celebitchy.com/1004183/

celebitchy.comKay: What did the Windsors know about Thomas Markle & when did they know it? – Cele|bitchyWhen the story broke about Thomas Markle last Thursday, I took a moment to prepare myself for palace insiders to go way overboard as they tried and failed to th

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Prince William & Kate allegedly insist that they knew nothing about Thomas Markle www.celebitchy.com/1004306/

celebitchy.comPrince William & Kate allegedly insist that they knew nothing about Thomas Markle – Cele|bitchyIn 2018, the newly-married Duchess of Sussex wrote a letter to her garbage father, Thomas Markle. The letter was an attempt to get Thomas Markle off British tal

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Hello: Prince Harry & Meghan took their kids ‘overseas for a short break’ www.celebitchy.com/1004259/

celebitchy.comHello: Prince Harry & Meghan took their kids ‘overseas for a short break’ – Cele|bitchyThe Duchess of Sussex has had a devastating week. Last Thursday, Thomas Markle was publicly outed as an (alleged) PDFile, and it turns out that Thomas Markle’s

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Scotland Yard ‘lost’ Roslyn Loveless’s letter about Thomas Markle www.celebitchy.com/1004295/

celebitchy.comScotland Yard ‘lost’ Roslyn Loveless’s letter about Thomas Markle – Cele|bitchyOne of the big questions around this Thomas Markle situation is “why didn’t Scotland Yard share information with Mexican or American authorities?” The Met obvio

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Noah Wyle is People Magazine’s 2026 Sexiest Man Alive www.celebitchy.com/1004320/

celebitchy.comNoah Wyle is People Magazine’s 2026 Sexiest Man Alive – Cele|bitchyI love it when People Magazine acknowledges the demographic realities of their readership. People Magazine’s most loyal readers are over 35 years old, and those

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Duchess Meghan got a job: she’ll co-host Junior MasterChef Australia next year www.celebitchy.com/1004224/

celebitchy.comDuchess Meghan got a job: she’ll co-host Junior MasterChef Australia next year – Cele|bitchyThe Duchess of Sussex filmed a one-episode guest appearance on MasterChef Australia earlier this year. Meghan’s guest appearance was a huge success - the contes

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Pippa Middleton is reportedly a stingy tipper & acts ‘more royal than the royals’ www.celebitchy.com/1004198/

celebitchy.comPippa Middleton is reportedly a stingy tipper & acts ‘more royal than the royals’ – Cele|bitchyLast month, Pippa Middleton won the battle but not the war. Truly, a pyrrhic victory for the Wisteria Sister! Pippa and her husband, Terribly Moderately Wealthy

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Jay-Z is confirmed as next year’s Super Bowl Halftime headliner www.celebitchy.com/1004273/

celebitchy.comJay-Z is confirmed as next year’s Super Bowl Halftime headliner – Cele|bitchyOne week ago, we heard the rumor that Jay-Z had chosen himself as next year’s Super Bowl Halftime headliner. Now it’s been confirmed - Jay-Z is really doing it.

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King Charles hopes his Caribbean tour doesn’t ‘unravel into a hot mess of controversy’ www.celebitchy.com/1004003/

celebitchy.comKing Charles hopes his Caribbean tour doesn’t ‘unravel into a hot mess of controversy’ – Cele|bitchyThis week, King Charles will begin his Caribbean tour. I’m not falling for the palace’s PR game about it either. The palace is very openly trying to set the bar

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Sofia Vergara is possibly dating Imagine Dragons’ Dan Reynolds?? www.celebitchy.com/1004083/

celebitchy.comSofia Vergara is possibly dating Imagine Dragons’ Dan Reynolds?? – Cele|bitchySofia Vergara has been in the news recently and she hasn’t even done anything. People were talking about her because her ex-husband Joe Manganiello wrote about

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Tom Brady has apparently been dating Candice Swanepoel for ‘a while’ www.celebitchy.com/1003991/

celebitchy.comTom Brady has apparently been dating Candice Swanepoel for ‘a while’ – Cele|bitchyTom Brady’s romantic life has been pretty quiet all year, at least gossip-wise. I think most of us believed that Tom has been dating around pretty consistently

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Nicki Minaj could have been Donald Trump’s White House press secretary www.celebitchy.com/1004136/

celebitchy.comNicki Minaj could have been Donald Trump’s White House press secretary – Cele|bitchyTwo weeks ago, the White House’s new press secretary Katie Zacharia did not even last one full Scaramucci in the role. She was immediately outed as a chronic li

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Duchess Meghan ‘has been guided by legal advice’ re: what to say about her father www.celebitchy.com/1003951/

celebitchy.comDuchess Meghan ‘has been guided by legal advice’ re: what to say about her father – Cele|bitchySources close to the Duchess of Sussex have been briefing the press ever since Thomas Markle was outed as a likely PDFile on Thursday. Meghan issued her own sta

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Drake brought back Christian-Girl Autumn for his 40th birthday in NYC www.celebitchy.com/1004071/

celebitchy.comDrake brought back Christian-Girl Autumn for his 40th birthday in NYC – Cele|bitchyDrake turned 40 years old on Saturday, and he celebrated his milestone birthday with a multi-day celebration in New York. I find it odd that Drake celebrated in

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Prince William made a crass comment about Robert Irwin’s ‘python’ www.celebitchy.com/1004117/

celebitchy.comPrince William made a crass comment about Robert Irwin’s ‘python’ – Cele|bitchyLast week, Prince William filmed a surprise appearance on the Graham Norton Show, arguably Britain’s best late-night talk show. William was there to talk about

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Duchess Meghan’s 2025 letter to Thomas Markle was her final goodbye www.celebitchy.com/1004059/

celebitchy.comDuchess Meghan’s 2025 letter to Thomas Markle was her final goodbye – Cele|bitchyLast December, the Duchess of Sussex was trying to promote her With Love, Meghan holiday episodes. To “combat” Meghan’s newscycle, the British media grew increa

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Are the Sussexes ‘willing to explore some form of a personal apology’ to the Windsors? www.celebitchy.com/1003936/

celebitchy.comAre the Sussexes ‘willing to explore some form of a personal apology’ to the Windsors? – Cele|bitchyThere’s been a weird conversation popping up every few weeks. “Sources” say something about how the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are considering issuing some kind

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Barack Obama: Trump’s WH looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory www.celebitchy.com/1003984/

celebitchy.comBarack Obama: Trump’s WH looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory – Cele|bitchyFormer President Barack Obama has stepped up to campaign for Democratic candidates ahead of the November 3rd midterm elections. At first, I thought he hadn’t be

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‘Craven’ Slumlord Prince William is evicting ‘shocked’ duchy tenant farmers www.celebitchy.com/1004045/

celebitchy.com‘Craven’ Slumlord Prince William is evicting ‘shocked’ duchy tenant farmers – Cele|bitchyBack in March, Prince William unveiled some big new plans for the Duchy of Cornwall, the vast real estate empire he inherited as Prince of Wales. His big plan w

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Thomas Markle’s first wife Roslyn Loveless likely wrote the 2019 letter to the Met police www.celebitchy.com/1003975/

celebitchy.comThomas Markle’s first wife Roslyn Loveless likely wrote the 2019 letter to the Met police – Cele|bitchySince we learned, last Friday, of the existence of a letter which warned the Met Police about Thomas Markle, many have wondered exactly who did the warning. In

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King Charles hopes his Caribbean tour doesn’t ‘unravel into a hot mess of controversy’ www.celebitchy.com/1004003/

celebitchy.comKing Charles hopes his Caribbean tour doesn’t ‘unravel into a hot mess of controversy’ – Cele|bitchyThis week, King Charles will begin his Caribbean tour. I’m not falling for the palace’s PR game about it either. The palace is very openly trying to set the bar

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Margaret Qualley is the oddsmakers’ favorite for the new ‘Bond Girl’…? www.celebitchy.com/1003899/

celebitchy.comMargaret Qualley is the oddsmakers’ favorite for the new ‘Bond Girl’…? – Cele|bitchyYou know what’s impressive? How quickly Jack Lowden has become a consensus-favorite for James Bond . I swear, his name only really started popping up in the Bon

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Piers Morgan had a full meltdown over Duchess Meghan & her disgusting father www.celebitchy.com/1003925/

celebitchy.comPiers Morgan had a full meltdown over Duchess Meghan & her disgusting father – Cele|bitchyThursday evening was when the Sun broke their story about Thomas Markle Jr. turning in his father, Thomas Markle Sr. Well, I say “turning in,” but Tom Jr. infor

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Mail: Prince William ‘would be wise’ to not make a habit of appearing on TV shows www.celebitchy.com/1003963/

celebitchy.comMail: Prince William ‘would be wise’ to not make a habit of appearing on TV shows – Cele|bitchyPrince William’s big surprise appearance on The Graham Norton Show was announced last Thursday, around the same time the Sun revealed that Thomas Markle is very

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Actually, Duchess Meghan was informed about her father’s depravity in January 2019 www.celebitchy.com/1003910/

celebitchy.comActually, Duchess Meghan was informed about her father’s depravity in January 2019 – Cele|bitchyThe Duchess of Sussex issued a statement on Friday morning , about 12 hours after the Sun’s initial reporting on Thomas Markle’s depravity. Meghan stated clearl

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Actually, Duchess Meghan was informed about her father’s depravity in January 2019 www.celebitchy.com/1003910/

celebitchy.comActually, Duchess Meghan was informed about her father’s depravity in January 2019 – Cele|bitchyThe Duchess of Sussex issued a statement on Friday morning , about 12 hours after the Sun’s initial reporting on Thomas Markle’s depravity. Meghan stated clearl

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Mail: Prince William ‘would be wise’ to not make a habit of appearing on TV shows www.celebitchy.com/1003963/

celebitchy.comMail: Prince William ‘would be wise’ to not make a habit of appearing on TV shows – Cele|bitchyPrince William’s big surprise appearance on The Graham Norton Show was announced last Thursday, around the same time the Sun revealed that Thomas Markle is very

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Piers Morgan had a full meltdown over Duchess Meghan & her disgusting father www.celebitchy.com/1003925/

celebitchy.comPiers Morgan had a full meltdown over Duchess Meghan & her disgusting father – Cele|bitchyThursday evening was when the Sun broke their story about Thomas Markle Jr. turning in his father, Thomas Markle Sr. Well, I say “turning in,” but Tom Jr. infor

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The restraining order against Halle Berry was extended as the custody battle marches on www.celebitchy.com/1003888/

celebitchy.comThe restraining order against Halle Berry was extended as the custody battle marches on – Cele|bitchyAll of last week, an LA family court conducted a closed-door hearing on Maceo Martinez’s custody. Maceo is the 13-year-old son of Halle Berry and Olivier Martin

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Jeremy Vine: What if the root of the Sussex mess was Prince William & Kate’s jealousy? www.celebitchy.com/1003629/

celebitchy.comJeremy Vine: What if the root of the Sussex mess was Prince William & Kate’s jealousy? – Cele|bitchyConspiracies on top of conspiracies, royalists fighting royalists, the whole house is mad! The Sussexes’ UK return certainly has thrown everything and everyone

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Duchess Meghan’s As Ever holiday collection is a huge expansion of her product line www.celebitchy.com/1003727/

celebitchy.comDuchess Meghan’s As Ever holiday collection is a huge expansion of her product line – Cele|bitchyAs Ever’s Holiday Collection Chapter 2 dropped on Thursday , and it is honestly epic. I’m shocked by the expansion of As Ever’s product line. The Duchess of Sus

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Princess Kate is excited about Prince George’s midterm break, they’re going on vacation? www.celebitchy.com/1003659/

celebitchy.comPrincess Kate is excited about Prince George’s midterm break, they’re going on vacation? – Cele|bitchyBritish schools’ midterm break starts today, Friday. From what I gather, kids will have a week or more off. This marks the first time Prince George will be able

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The James Bond shortlist: Josh O’Connor has entered the screen-test chat www.celebitchy.com/1003644/

celebitchy.comThe James Bond shortlist: Josh O’Connor has entered the screen-test chat – Cele|bitchyThe sudden flurry of James Bond rumors and reports this week is because, originally, Amazon-MGM sort of set a schedule, and they let people believe that they wo

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Prince William made a surprise guest appearance on ‘The Graham Norton Show’ www.celebitchy.com/1003679/

celebitchy.comPrince William made a surprise guest appearance on ‘The Graham Norton Show’ – Cele|bitchyI’ll take “Desperate for Cultural Relevance" for $100, Alex. Last night, the Graham Norton Show released some preview photos of their new, just-filmed show. It

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Duchess Meghan released a statement about the investigation into Thomas Markle www.celebitchy.com/1003751/

celebitchy.comDuchess Meghan released a statement about the investigation into Thomas Markle – Cele|bitchyYesterday evening, some repulsive news came out about Thomas Markle. Thomas Markle Jr. discovered a huge cache of child sexual abuse images and videos in his fa

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Thomas Markle Jr. turned in his father after finding a huge cache of disgusting images www.celebitchy.com/1003671/

celebitchy.comThomas Markle Jr. turned in his father after finding a huge cache of disgusting images – Cele|bitchyThe timeline is unimaginably dark. According to the Sun, Thomas Markle Jr. has turned his father, Thomas Markle Sr., into the authorities. The crime? Thomas Jr.

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Jobson: When the Sussexes lived in California, it ‘kept the noise down’ in the UK www.celebitchy.com/1003550/

celebitchy.comJobson: When the Sussexes lived in California, it ‘kept the noise down’ in the UK – Cele|bitchyRoyal commentator Robert Jobson, his face still smeared with As Ever jam , has decided to chime in on the royal story of the week: Prince Harry’s GQ interview.

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Ben Affleck: AI is not going ‘to turn on Skynet,’ ‘that’s not going to happen’ www.celebitchy.com/1001189/

celebitchy.comBen Affleck: AI is not going ‘to turn on Skynet,’ ‘that’s not going to happen’ – Cele|bitchyTo promote Animals , Ben Affleck recently chatted with GQ about the film (which he directed, produced and stars in), his parents, AI and a lot of other stuff. B

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P6: All Soho House staff had to sign NDAs specifically for Prince Harry & Meghan? www.celebitchy.com/1003791/

celebitchy.comP6: All Soho House staff had to sign NDAs specifically for Prince Harry & Meghan? – Cele|bitchyOne of the funniest things around the Duke and Duchess of Sussex is the fixation specifically on Soho House and Soho Farmhouse. Meghan was a member of the priva

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Jennifer Lopez ‘genuinely likes’ Brett Goldstein ‘but it is not serious’ www.celebitchy.com/1003806/

celebitchy.comJennifer Lopez ‘genuinely likes’ Brett Goldstein ‘but it is not serious’ – Cele|bitchyLast weekend, Brett Goldstein and Jennifer Lopez stepped out together (-ish) for a party in LA. Like, they were together, but they made a point of leaving the p

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Jeremy Vine: What if the root of the Sussex mess was Prince William & Kate’s jealousy? www.celebitchy.com/1003629/

celebitchy.comJeremy Vine: What if the root of the Sussex mess was Prince William & Kate’s jealousy? – Cele|bitchyConspiracies on top of conspiracies, royalists fighting royalists, the whole house is mad! The Sussexes’ UK return certainly has thrown everything and everyone

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Duchess Meghan’s As Ever holiday collection is a huge expansion of her product line www.celebitchy.com/1003727/

celebitchy.comDuchess Meghan’s As Ever holiday collection is a huge expansion of her product line – Cele|bitchyAs Ever’s Holiday Collection Chapter 2 dropped on Thursday , and it is honestly epic. I’m shocked by the expansion of As Ever’s product line. The Duchess of Sus

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Princess Kate is excited about Prince George’s midterm break, they’re going on vacation? www.celebitchy.com/1003659/

celebitchy.comPrincess Kate is excited about Prince George’s midterm break, they’re going on vacation? – Cele|bitchyBritish schools’ midterm break starts today, Friday. From what I gather, kids will have a week or more off. This marks the first time Prince George will be able

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The James Bond shortlist: Josh O’Connor has entered the screen-test chat www.celebitchy.com/1003644/

celebitchy.comThe James Bond shortlist: Josh O’Connor has entered the screen-test chat – Cele|bitchyThe sudden flurry of James Bond rumors and reports this week is because, originally, Amazon-MGM sort of set a schedule, and they let people believe that they wo

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Prince William made a surprise guest appearance on ‘The Graham Norton Show’ www.celebitchy.com/1003679/

celebitchy.comPrince William made a surprise guest appearance on ‘The Graham Norton Show’ – Cele|bitchyI’ll take “Desperate for Cultural Relevance" for $100, Alex. Last night, the Graham Norton Show released some preview photos of their new, just-filmed show. It

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Duchess Meghan released a statement about the investigation into Thomas Markle www.celebitchy.com/1003751/

celebitchy.comDuchess Meghan released a statement about the investigation into Thomas Markle – Cele|bitchyYesterday evening, some repulsive news came out about Thomas Markle. Thomas Markle Jr. discovered a huge cache of child sexual abuse images and videos in his fa

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Thomas Markle Jr. turned in his father after finding a huge cache of disgusting images www.celebitchy.com/1003671/

celebitchy.comThomas Markle Jr. turned in his father after finding a huge cache of disgusting images – Cele|bitchyThe timeline is unimaginably dark. According to the Sun, Thomas Markle Jr. has turned his father, Thomas Markle Sr., into the authorities. The crime? Thomas Jr.

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Jesse Eisenberg ‘couldn’t get into movie studio parts’ after winning a Razzie Award www.celebitchy.com/1003168/

celebitchy.comJesse Eisenberg ‘couldn’t get into movie studio parts’ after winning a Razzie Award – Cele|bitchyWhen Jesse Eisenberg was first coming up, I didn’t really care for his acting or his performances, except for his Oscar-nominated work in The Social Network. He