Kai

y'all have heard of the hotel cuck chair but have you ever had a cuck board room?

Womp womp

I was inspired

new galaxy brain meme just dropped

I am the code!

Good morning #minneapolis 👀👀

new hat who dis

Ah this will do... #voyageursnationalpark

hey kids would you like to go on after Madonna and Shakira surely you'll do as good a job

Let's hear it for short kings Tom Cruise and Messi

Hmm

Why is Brazil's national anthem like a song they would play at the circus?

God I love Minneapolis www.nytimes.com/2026/06/08/d...

yo what's the deal with zordon why does he need teenagers with attitude, he in the epstein files?

This is the life

God I love Powderhorn

If you have the opportunity, go see Speed Racer in imax, it's fantastic.

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com “It is safe to say that no one anticipated the spontaneous upsurge of neighboring that exploded in the Twin Cities and eventually forced Trump into a humiliating withdrawal,” Thomas Friedman writes after time back in his old hometown, Minneapolis.

The interview with Talarico has been posted to YouTube: youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/o... Thought this was a great idea though I would like to know a whole lot more about punishment for those responsible for doing this to our city - are there any good examples of that from history to refer back to @jamellebouie.net ?

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

making hats and aztec death whistles for donations to impacted neighbors in Minneapolis, first run almost gone but have another 24 hats on the way... give.mn/4sz4yf

Average Minneapolis result from calling the police is "where are the PD" so this tracks

Some footage from the Powderhorn rally today #minneapolis #powderhorn

look I'm just saying now is an excellent time to execute an office space style caper with your penny rounding scheme

Minneapolis is great

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Either legislators are purposely trying to worsen quality of life for Americans or they don't realize how much damage it will cause to defund the CPB. And that's the point. You don't destroy something that Americans have spent decades & billions building w/o VERY GOOD REASON. There is no reason.

Well this was a lot of fun to wake up to (in Koh Lanta, Thailand)

Post a warning

commonwealth games gonna be lit next year bro

Ah, that special time of year when we get a foot of snow overnight and the Jeep gets to play

Pro tip: they can't phish you if you don't read your email

I've lived in Minnesota (with a stint in Alaska) for the vast majority of my life and I've never seen this before, a freezing fog covered everything in ice needles...

Classic The Office bit apropos of nothing

Gonna put "tedious undifferentiated tasks" on my tombstone

Bitcoin over $100,000 is a great time for me to remember that I sold all of mine at like $1,000 and cry

"oops" www.propublica.org/article/unit...

New office artwork thanks @bencollins.bsky.social @theonion.com

I'm not a sports guy which circle is Tyson?

There are two ways pretty much everyone determines listener/viewer numbers for broadcast - literally hiring people to write down what they watch/listen to in a diary, and newer subaudible tone readers that almost singlehandedly killed jazz on the radio because they picked it up poorly

It's probably good they didn't do another season of Monk where he was a cop again, would have been bad timing

Fact Check: Tim Walz was referring to the Spice Melange, from Dune

I wanted to generate a counterpoint to this and instead I got the funniest AI garbage

Damn discord this was absolutely savage emoji suggestion

Taking advantage of my last summer Fridays off

I really thought I was having a stroke trying to understand this headline pre-coffee...