Jym

Thinkin about foxes

Hongry

Paw licka toffee

The secrets that are revealed when you remove a deer's antlers

No he'd go big

Ah shit Firefox really have gone all in on their amazing fox mascot, maybe I need to give them another chance

There's a Microsoft TV ad at the moment that uses the Teams message sound and like, that should be illegal, it activates the fight or flight response in my brain no sound should have that power

MCDONALD'S ARE DOING WINGS I will no longer be able to answer "no" when someone asks "have you ever bought BONES from McDonald's"

We all agree that Converses are hot as hell, but I bought a pair like 10 years ago and never wore them because the soles are ROCK SOLID Sometimes I'm like how bad could they be and it's like oh right, how is this different to just walking on the FLOOR Is that part of the appeal? That they're bad??

Ugghh I turned the heating on and every time the boiler makes a noise it's like OH NO I'M BANKRUPT

We won't be mad about AI when it figures out shrink rays ... unless it uses them against us ... no actually maybe that'd be fine too

They should make a version of Whalefall but with a big fox

We went to the greatest named chicken shop there is, now for the WHALE

Dog movie was 90 minutes of RELENTLESS NONSENSE it doesn't even give you time to THINK

After visiting Parc Asterix earlier this year I was going to write a joke review in Google Maps just to screenshot it but I never did and this draft has been in my notes app ever since

The orange car got new tyres today, and, well... the official spec says it needs 205/45 R17 88H tyres and like, don't tell anyone, but, like... ... I actually bought 205/45 R17 88V!! 🤫🤫🤫😈😈🤣🫥🫥🤢🤮

What does this sign even MEAN, maned wolves operate in this area??

Concussion

They took my blood so I have to replace it with bacon

Love seeing news articles where they mention X then say (formerly Twitter) like, it's been three years and still nobody's calling it that

Probably should've written it off for the taxes

Me, completing one household task: what a productive weekend

People say there's more spiders in the world than humans, but like, have you seen that crossing in Japan? There's so many humans and there's like, what, one spider in my house occasionally? Total bullshit

Do you ever think about how human noses are triangular bullshit while animal noses are wet squelchy perfection

Foxes are, and I will always stand by this, one MILLION good

£125 for cheese

Is it really worth it??

Fox MONTH???

Pretty rude for raccoon appreciation day to be on the first day of Foxtober Very stolen valor-y

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