John Schultz

National Tight Ends Day would be the perfect day to fire Jason Beck.

For the 20+ yard play stat alone, you should legally be allowed to slug Jason Beck one (1) time if you see him in public. This is “if you were trying to sabotage Michigan football, what would you do differently?” territory.

Welcome to the Portal, Mr Underwood

And somebody had given one of their sticks to my son during the first intermission! (His sister got to ride the Zamboni)

We live 1.0 miles from Stadium & Main, and the first two cars, both BMWs, to leave our block were out of here less than 16 minutes after the game ended. I’m blaming those guys.

“Why are we putting in bike lanes for the few people who use them?” #a2council

Did the clock just jump from 9:47 to 10:09 or so with no commentary?

I accidentally proposed a play date for my 4-y/o at the Game Over Gala for the AADL’s Summer Game, and the dad I was with took note that multiple people complimented my shirt in the few minutes before we bailed to a quieter location. So: impress your Dad Friends! Buy War on Cars merch!

It’s fun that they’re trying out the “Runner on Second PLUS ~Wacky Ball~ in extras” combo in this Tigers-Cubs game, but I’m surprised they’re just jumping in midseason before a trial in the minors or something

@hooverstreetrag.org has your son visited the Field Museum, and, perhaps, left something behind?

Where’s the account that tracks the probability that a given fly ball will have been caught? Feel like Riley Greene really maxed out the meter on that Bohm liner

WHAT A GODDAMN STRIKE

I do want to speak ill of the dead. I regret that I’ve been meaning to send Mitch a handwritten letter to tell him I’m going to plan a road trip to piss on his grave, and I haven’t sent it yet and it’s probably too late.

I am an obnoxiously careful driver in my neighborhood, like I annoy someone every day by going under 25 on the long street people use as a cut-through. Last week in our van I completely missed a man and his 60-lb dog waiting to cross until I saw the yellow xwalk lights he had activated, to my left

Can… can somebody delete my post because I quoted a post in a thread he started? I do not like that.

I understand the necessity in some cases, but when somebody’s default post settings make it so this is the only way I can respond to any post in any thread they started, it strikes me as antisocial media. Anyway, looks like “Cobra Man” and “Worble” cobra-man-music.myshopify.com/products/202...

Just saw a man checking out at Your Ypsilanti Meijer Store in a very vintage Coach and Four t-shirt and was very tempted to ask if I could “take a picture of it for the internet.”

Hope this includes “look *in front of you* when you’re driving forward” for the driver who hit me and ran over my bike (then drove off) on Friday.

Why *would* the same city that’s overly communicative about a prescribed burn that it performs not reach out to inform neighbors that a private company is going to cut down some trees near them? A real mysterispiracy! #a2council www.mlive.com/news/ann-arb...

@mfc248.bsky.social how do we feel about the prompt on “What are seagulls?” (I feel very negative)

If you’re still in line for Law Quad regalia photos, stay in line!

Hey, do we think the silly beans who work on this app know that your feed scrolls all the way to the top if you open a photo and turn the phone sideways to make it big enough to read any of the text?

Have had a classist thought about itemizing deductions this morning, but the class I am ist is the paid-off, Prop-A’d NIMBY class trying to lock our city in amber, so I don’t feel bad about it.

I do not think it was sporting of Denver to lay on the ropes for 40 minutes and suddenly begin playing hockey in those last 2

It’s okay, everybody. I realized Michigan had scored once during each beer I drank in the first and I had stopped drinking because armsleep. But kid’s in bed now so I ran to get another during the PP and had taken my first sip when Perron scored, and: I am on my 4th now.

Some people could fall asleep on a motorcycle driving out of a helicopter

What did they put in the ice? Two of the most dramatic broken sticks I’ve ever seen, already

Omg it was basically an NHL Stanley Cup ‘94 “dump the puck” glitch goal, Go Blue

All my homies hate Dan Hurley

I should have taken a picture of the sign, but: Rally House on Main will be reopening in the event of a Michigan win

Is Beilein not there? How have they not showed him just levitating at this FT shooting?

Hey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social chill out

Where is that ladder going??

If you can’t drive behind someone keeping pace with traffic but maintaining a safe(ish) following distance without tailgating or making a dangerous attempt to pass, you need Marshmallow Test training.

Inching towards 2011

Lol, now an absolutely wrong goaltend call. These refs suuuuck.