Justin🦩Boldaji

Bacon egg & cheese w jalapeños on homemade focaccia

Animation I made

Everyone follow my IRL homie @woketrash.bsky.social great person great chef almost blew his hand off with a firecracker when the Seahawks won the Super Bowl 💯🫡

Happy Halloween

This site needs a drafts folder so I can write things like “Kanye dress like sandar bullock in demotion man” & store it there for 5 years

The world would be a better place if more 6 year olds watched Coming to America frfr

We watched Coming to America last night and this was the hat my 6 year old picked for school today

In the morning your dog dies and in the evening your baseball team loses game 7 of the ALCS after having a 2-0 series lead

Cal’s homerun to tie it up in the 8th

On mushrooms at game 5 of the ALCS

RIP Drew

cmon man, Astros fans can’t read

Joel and Ethan Coen are like Wilbur and Eliza Swain from Vonnegut’s Slapstick

Kabab dinner and Predator (1987) on our porch

My two GamePro magazine fan art appearances from 1994 and 1996

Every Alien installment in the last 15 years: where do we come from. Where are we going. what does it mean to be human. What is a soul James Cameron in 1985: what if someone duct taped two guns together and fought a giant alien

Learning how to paraglide for comedic purposes

Lol

I go over to Twitter and people have been yelling at @justinboldaji.bsky.social for four days straight.

Whew getting too hot over there

Hakeem Jeffries reminds me of the Moonlight Man from Gerald’s Game (2017)

Lol

This is genuinely the news every day

(Watching the M’s get swept by the Yankees in the bottom of the 10th after leading 5-3 in the 9th) you know 9/11 wasn’t all that bad

This is brutal. You gotta delete your account after this

More men should go to therapy (eating mushrooms and watching Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life)

Wrong you’re a shitty student

Blocking lots of clowns who don’t know what the Maillard effect is

Nazi shot outside concentration camp 👍

Older white woman at Walgreens wearing an “Octavia Butler Tried To Warn Us” shirt getting mad at the black woman who works there because the line was taking too long lol

Death to America❤️

When my 6 year old tells me about a new obby he played in Roblox

When my wife hits me with all the complicated work drama the second she gets home