Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦

Guess everyones getting a drone for christmas. Flood the zone

Just heard “they got him from the XFL” and I did a double take because Rod “HeHateMe” Smart was 25 years ago Forgot about the reboot and rereboot

Is this Icotyde ad AI or just poorly directed?

Id give anything for a program on the level of Diesel v Sid today. Id make Sid the face though

i watched all the wrestling TV of 1995 not that long ago and i am telling you, I'm not exaggerating, this Mother Fucker made up about 22% of the commercials on both WWF and WCW programming for *months*

This NFL Analyst just said “youd rather have 3rd and 2 here instead of 3rd and Long.” Dont you ever doubt yourself. Tell that Imposter Syndrome to take a hike.

Tiktok hates Good Burger

Cheesecake Factory catching strays

Ive never understood having a coalition and not letting anyone who wants to join because it might piss off the bad guys. This is like the Federation not having a treaty with the Vulcans because Romulus wont be happy

I made the mistake of rearranging my normal Saturday to accommodate a fun activity. Too many people.

That beautiful bald head of Robs is sexually suggestive

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

I dont read any political mailers anymore, just who's paying for it. Works most of the time.

Protect girls sports: At least one trans kid per team or automatic disqualification. Let's move that overton window baby.

Do you have a son? Has he seen the Rodney Dangerfield/Jonathan Brandis classic Ladybugs? Theres still a chance

The play was great except for that little incident

So his “playing alot on Sunday” sure didnt last long

Cant solve the economy until you excise the cancer. Of course that presupposes they actually give a shit about the average Americans livelihood

I just read a name of an employee that was the most Star Trek ass name I've ever seen. Viridiana. Viridiana IV is an M Class planet Chancellor Viridiana is taking over the Academy The Viridiana is the newest Excelsior Class ship in the fleet. I'm honestly jealous

Genuinely curious if they just cant find ugly pictures of Mamdani and AOC or if to them theres no difference

Damn you, Willis! He got us again!

That’s it. I’m putting body armor on my rooster & breeding a T-rex sized version. Who wants to give me 100 million?

The eternal beauty of the word “fuck” in one skeet

my stance on us immigration has always been ellis island rules: you come here, you get citizenship, we fuck up your name

Damn. John Anderson died today. Im getting real tired of this, Grandpa

The thing with the billionaires is they won’t fucking leave us alone. It would be one thing if they made some product or service, fucked off, paid their bills and paid for rivers of cocaine or gold covered loincloths or whatever. But they insist society be structured around their every whim.

No way this is just happenstance Someone check on the Pope

This is weird even for cops. Even for Florida. Even for Florida cops.

Trump bankrupted multiple casinos 🤦‍♂️

Microsoft literally told fragile white guys to use AI to compete with Black co-workers.

The more they try to handwave who is behind it, the more I think it's an op

I haven't even owned and Xbox since the first one and I'm still pissed

What in the god damned America Online is this bullshit?

The reason people have a problem with centrist Democrats palling around with Republicans instead of fighting them is not because they want a reason to oppose Democrats. It's because the centrists Democrats **keep palling around with Republicans instead of fighting them.**

Bring back Battle of the Network Stars, cowards!

I simply will never understand why people want to deprive people of access to things that make rehabilitation possible, such as housing, then act outraged when they do things like working in the illegal economy to survive after they've been pushed out of conventional society.

Still an incredible bargain

Why does this feel like a clouds parting and sun breaking through? Go forth, thon, and say hi to your momenem for me

Another adjacent @jdcmedlock.bsky.social essential hit

North America has been going downhill since we lost Art Bell

I'll make a deal with the anti tax folks. Lets try taxing billionaires in to extinction. If the economy gets worse than it is right now, we'll never bring it up again.

So when Elon spends half a billion dollars trying to get Republicans elected, is he also pulling productive capital out of the market, or does spending only compete with investment if it benefits the 99%?